ImagiNathan

twerkin4potatoes

I am 17, athletic, a Grammar Nazi, part British, Role-Player, rather bisexual, and I flirt with whoever I talk to.
Haters can burn at the stake
Name's Nate
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NY at night looks like motherboard 5 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I dont know what motherboards you use, but I want them.
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it is the funniest thing ever 44 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
Its not even that funny.. To me, she seems like she wanted to pass, looking at a guy she had a secret crush on, but didn't have the nerve to talk to. And it seems that the guy also had a crush on her, and never had the nerve to talk to her. He peeked out his window and thought he saw her looking over at him, from across the street, and he got excited and went over. To find that she hung herself, looking at his window.
:(
Either that or a guy sees a cute girl in the window across the street and goes to meet her to find her hanging there, smiling, her eyes looking at his window. Either way it's sad and I almost cried ;-;
The first game to have a female as the leading role 19 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I once got a checkmate in 7 moves. I was really happy.
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But not the throne 13 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
One time I got put in the family zone.
Another time I got put into the food zone.
And the "Friends with Benefits" zone.
Even Nature is against the other religions. 7 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
Haha FSM
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Perhaps this is how life actually goes 13 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
Guest. Wow. I don't even care that your English has it's faults. Frankly, you typed better than most Americans. I'm a 17 year old douche that has had a life full of hardships, and I still take some of life for granted. So, for the people out there that take life for granted, like me, we deserve to be "30 yr old, kissless virgin, social outcast, have 0 friends but a shit ass job and everyone hates you the minute they see you for no apparent reason and everything you touch turns to shit"
Some people deserve that if they don't appreciate life, nor it's occasional gifts.
You compared that to "You lost your legs in a car accident Meh, that's your own fault"
It seems like an invalid and null comparison, if you ask me. Taking life for granted vs being incapacitated due to an accident.
The little comic is about people who take life for granted in general. Not people who blame every little thing that happens on other things.
I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but I sounded like one. Sorry
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As long as it was gold and it's been a while 18 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
If it was good and it's been a few years, to the point nobody will ever see it again, it's perfectly fine with me.
I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I was thinking butterfly knives.
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When the man upstairs hears you 13 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
Aww that's a good thing :D
I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I do!
And if you wish, we can have a sword fight!
I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
Wait that was sarcasm?
I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I've never used emojis ;-;
Only faces like that ^
Such as xD
Dx
:) :( :/
That sorta thing.
On InstaGram, I saw a bunch of guys with usernames like "Twerkin4Titans" and along those lines, so I was like "Hey, I think potatoes are kinda cool. I am now Twerkin4potatoes"
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I'm A Bit Afraid Of This Possibility 27 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I have no idea why my comment got dislikes.
I'm A Bit Afraid Of This Possibility 27 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
Sadly that's the way the world is going. Like most animals, females attract to the most 'colorful' or most physically fit to survive. :P
I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
If you look up my username, twerkin4potatoes
it's legit my universal username for all things I have minus Twitter. my Kik, InstaGram,... Yeah. xD
Why do people think I'm a girl D:
Is it my username? Do I just act like a girl?
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Don't say anything 15 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I don't even use that application and I get it .-.
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8-bit pantyhose 9 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I figured captainjackharknes would be the one to say something like that.
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Shades of grapes 14 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I take back everything I said, my life is a lie, and it will soon be a pie. But at least it won't be a cake; That's be too easy. I'm starting anew. Ave atque vale
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Shades of grapes 14 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
Don't count individually. Count how many are in each row and multiply that by the number of rows :P
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I'm A Bit Afraid Of This Possibility 27 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I'm afraid of a world full of assholes that try too hard in weight class and take everything literally, whilst being sport prodigies.
uhhhh..... 6 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
Did I miss something major or something? Did the world do a hiccup again and rewrite everything that happened?
I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
...I don't even know if you're joking or not.
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I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
Just like most people thought I was a girl, and probably still think I'm a girl.
Drake be Like 1 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
I do that a lot, actually. Hell, on Kik, there was this person I don't think I know that somehow got my username from someone at my school and I guess she goes to my school. She kept trying to 'tease' me with pictures and I was trying to legitimately have a conversation, asking how she was, how school is going, and every reply was a picture that was supposed to invoke my hormones to react, but after about a day of this, I believe she either blocked me or just gave up on me in general.
I didn't block her because I don't like to block people.
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It just can't happen 10 comments
twerkin4potatoes · 10 years ago
FALSE
I have chickens and we had to trim their nails/talons/toenail things and I had to chase them around a 13 acre yard! I caught all four of them! Though I did use a fishing net!
And I threw a rock at the opposite side of one so I could sneak up on the other side. Like a threw a pebble at the tree on the right side of it, to spook it into running into me, while I was sneaking up on the left :D
The others were easier. I had multiple cuts due to pecking. But it was fun.
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