twerkin4potatoes
I am 17. Or at least that's what I was 5 years ago, hello again FunSubstance!
Almost 23, yikes.
Name's Nate
i use this hack literally every day 16 comments
ALL the time 7 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
One time a female friend came over so we could work on a project last-minute and she fell asleep in my comfy chair so I finished the project.
She woke up after a good hour or so and stretched, making one of those noises.
Mom was walking past my bedroom and heard it.
Girl has bedhead from the chair, I have no idea what it even did to her hair.
We leave my room after I tell her the project is finished, and I thank her for her help.
Parents walk by only on the "Thanks for the help" part.
Parents invite her to stay for dinner.
To this day they still think we were doing the do.
I was 15 at the time.
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She woke up after a good hour or so and stretched, making one of those noises.
Mom was walking past my bedroom and heard it.
Girl has bedhead from the chair, I have no idea what it even did to her hair.
We leave my room after I tell her the project is finished, and I thank her for her help.
Parents walk by only on the "Thanks for the help" part.
Parents invite her to stay for dinner.
To this day they still think we were doing the do.
I was 15 at the time.
When our dads are strict, this is how they be 5 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
Maybe your dad had a sneaking suspicion that your girlfriend/boyfriend was a vampire D:
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NY at night looks like motherboard 5 comments
it is the funniest thing ever 44 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
Its not even that funny.. To me, she seems like she wanted to pass, looking at a guy she had a secret crush on, but didn't have the nerve to talk to. And it seems that the guy also had a crush on her, and never had the nerve to talk to her. He peeked out his window and thought he saw her looking over at him, from across the street, and he got excited and went over. To find that she hung herself, looking at his window.
:(
Either that or a guy sees a cute girl in the window across the street and goes to meet her to find her hanging there, smiling, her eyes looking at his window. Either way it's sad and I almost cried ;-;
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Either that or a guy sees a cute girl in the window across the street and goes to meet her to find her hanging there, smiling, her eyes looking at his window. Either way it's sad and I almost cried ;-;
But not the throne 13 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
One time I got put in the family zone.
Another time I got put into the food zone.
And the "Friends with Benefits" zone.
Another time I got put into the food zone.
And the "Friends with Benefits" zone.
Perhaps this is how life actually goes 13 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
Guest. Wow. I don't even care that your English has it's faults. Frankly, you typed better than most Americans. I'm a 17 year old douche that has had a life full of hardships, and I still take some of life for granted. So, for the people out there that take life for granted, like me, we deserve to be "30 yr old, kissless virgin, social outcast, have 0 friends but a shit ass job and everyone hates you the minute they see you for no apparent reason and everything you touch turns to shit"
Some people deserve that if they don't appreciate life, nor it's occasional gifts.
You compared that to "You lost your legs in a car accident Meh, that's your own fault"
It seems like an invalid and null comparison, if you ask me. Taking life for granted vs being incapacitated due to an accident.
The little comic is about people who take life for granted in general. Not people who blame every little thing that happens on other things.
I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but I sounded like one. Sorry
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Some people deserve that if they don't appreciate life, nor it's occasional gifts.
You compared that to "You lost your legs in a car accident Meh, that's your own fault"
It seems like an invalid and null comparison, if you ask me. Taking life for granted vs being incapacitated due to an accident.
The little comic is about people who take life for granted in general. Not people who blame every little thing that happens on other things.
I don't mean to sound like an asshole, but I sounded like one. Sorry
As long as it was gold and it's been a while 18 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
If it was good and it's been a few years, to the point nobody will ever see it again, it's perfectly fine with me.
When the man upstairs hears you 14 comments
I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
I've never used emojis ;-;
Only faces like that ^
Such as xD
Dx
:) :( :/
That sorta thing.
On InstaGram, I saw a bunch of guys with usernames like "Twerkin4Titans" and along those lines, so I was like "Hey, I think potatoes are kinda cool. I am now Twerkin4potatoes"
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Only faces like that ^
Such as xD
Dx
:) :( :/
That sorta thing.
On InstaGram, I saw a bunch of guys with usernames like "Twerkin4Titans" and along those lines, so I was like "Hey, I think potatoes are kinda cool. I am now Twerkin4potatoes"
I'm A Bit Afraid Of This Possibility 27 comments
I'm A Bit Afraid Of This Possibility 27 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
Sadly that's the way the world is going. Like most animals, females attract to the most 'colorful' or most physically fit to survive. :P
I mean no offense, I just wanted to share my opinion 88 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
If you look up my username, twerkin4potatoes
it's legit my universal username for all things I have minus Twitter. my Kik, InstaGram,... Yeah. xD
Why do people think I'm a girl D:
Is it my username? Do I just act like a girl?
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it's legit my universal username for all things I have minus Twitter. my Kik, InstaGram,... Yeah. xD
Why do people think I'm a girl D:
Is it my username? Do I just act like a girl?
Don't say anything 15 comments
8-bit pantyhose 9 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
I figured captainjackharknes would be the one to say something like that.
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Shades of grapes 14 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
I take back everything I said, my life is a lie, and it will soon be a pie. But at least it won't be a cake; That's be too easy. I'm starting anew. Ave atque vale
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Shades of grapes 14 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
Don't count individually. Count how many are in each row and multiply that by the number of rows :P
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Edited 8 years ago
I'm A Bit Afraid Of This Possibility 27 comments
twerkin4potatoes
· 8 years ago
I'm afraid of a world full of assholes that try too hard in weight class and take everything literally, whilst being sport prodigies.
What if the stranger asks "Do you not want to..?"
What do you do then. Saying no will be saying you want to.