under_fire

under_fire


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Yeah, I can relate to this 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
The roast chicken on whole grain, mozzarella and cheddar, toasted, with lettuce, pickles, onions, olives, ranch or vinegar, s+p. Try it, you won't regret it.
Just a perfect scoop of icecream, keep scrolling 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
It's symbolic
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When the guy who always works night shift says they don't like garlic 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
and they always cringe at the sight of a wooden stake
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Sunday 11th March is mother’s day yo 9 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
yo, I'm a Canadian now it's been hard to adjust yo
Sunday 11th March is mother’s day yo 9 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Its actually May 13
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When you hit share and immediately see a typo in the tittle 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
hehe, you said tittle
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Candle saving his friend 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
When you revive your friend in coop mode
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I legit didn't expect that 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
I can hear the noises in my head
English 19 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
I've!
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Electric Disco Clam flashing 'Strobe Light' to attract prey before paralysing it 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Electric Disco Clam sounds like an 80s band name
Barry: Whats your superpower again? Bruce: Im rich 20 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
don't bother, its terrible
Savage! 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Goddamn, multi-layer roast
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4 states at once 4 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
don't let this guy go to four corners
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How old is he? 12 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
And the big, bald head
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He thinks he’s such a player ???? 3 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
With that wink? He is.
Musk is our king! 10 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
He doesn't need a girlfriend when he has the love of his life: rockets
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.... He didn't respond 5 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Genes, huh? They'd look better on my floor.
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I needs my vitamins and minerals 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
what
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I support fashion going in this direction 9 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Don't waste your talent 15 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
And trees are just over complicated grass so
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Listen to your mothers, kids! 7 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
I've been waiting for this moment for far too long
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Checkmate 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
no, but the cat on her shirt isn't a cat either.
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Got 'em 6 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Waiting for the day that someone writes a rap song about pirating music
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Joke of the day #1 13 comments
under_fire · 6 years ago
Sorry
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