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How to properly use a Girlfriend 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

In a world where "eating ass" is a normal thing, I think that is the least of their worries.

How to fold a bed sheet 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

So how do non-ninjas do it?

It truly works, you must try 4 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

it's 2018 man. If you think I'm NOT using my phone in the shower, you'd be wrong.

Guy walks into a bar. 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Man fucked a crocodile for free drinks. What a legend.

Heavy hail damage 4 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

yeah, a few things will do that when they come at you at 600 mph

Airhead spotted 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

A non threatening pun! You're awesome too!

Just shower thoughts 16 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I'd say yes, there wouldn't be humans to enjoy the night time without the existence of the sun

That's foolshit! 8 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

But what if they're fooling you into acting like a fool even though you think you're fooling them into thinking they are fooling you?

Airhead spotted 7 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

This guy is great! He's expressing himself in a way that doesn't hurt other people, in fact he's providing entertainment!

Death is considerate 93 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

now THAT'S fishy *studio applause*

I hate spicy food 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I like sriracha, but saying it makes me tongue tied.

Just shower thoughts 16 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

*unbelievably dense mass of cataclysmic nuclear fusion

One wish genie 17 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

This is a new level of dickery

Potato grown over a dead frog 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

French Frogs? Frog Fries?

The internet is going to shit 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

wikihow sure has some niche topics

When I've eaten nothing but pizza, grilled cheese, ham sandwiches, and Beef 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I don't know why this is so funny

I love sleep 3 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

ah, a man after my own heart.

Best bubble bath 2 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

I wouldn't be mad, I'd be impressed

Death is considerate 93 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

oh, my bad *wink*

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Death is considerate 93 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Ew, no human sacrifices.

Absolute unit 8 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Well, the sheep is Earth, the tiger is fire, the seal is water, but that leaves the raccoon to be air

Cosmic moth caterpillar :O 5 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

How cool is "cosmic moth?"

It's One Of The Only Sentences That Can Be Read Both Sides 8 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Mr. Owl ate my metal worm

Maybe he's a belieber 8 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

Well, he also went down to Georgia, he might have picked up some skill with folk music

On the toilet. I'm reading this while on the toilet 13 comments

under_fire · 5 years ago

imagine if you got all those people in one place. I shudder at the thought.