under_fire

under_fire

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I call this move the 'Missile Toe'! 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
The only bells you'll hear are the bells for the next round
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If someone asks me about my biggest achievement.. XD 1 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
boooo, staged
yes, it is 15 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
We've come full circle. This is irony in it's purest form.
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What to do now? 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
In many forms of satire, features are often exaggerated to make the satire more easy to understand. (eg obama's ears in hundreds of political cartoons) If you get offended at satire, you are one of the reasons people are losing faith in humanity.
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Is this true? 11 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Its all about efficiency
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Sleepwalking recipe 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
You dont? Now I'm confused.
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Bollywood vs Physics 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I mean, if he was a lead ball, he could, but humans are slightly more squishy and would be highly damaged by not one but 2 high speed collisions. Not to mention the fact that he grabbed the guy in the front seat, and somehow dodged the headrests, dashboard, etc
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What being british is all about 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
why does it look like an american flag then hmmmm?
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Sleepwalking recipe 10 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Yeah, but I wouldnt brush my teeth and wipe my ass with the same thing no matter how multifunctional it was.
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Tiny parking violation 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Tiny car, big fine.
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Give it up, Mulder 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I want to believe...
New armor enchantment 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Drop the bass and drop bodies
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Give it up, Mulder 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
(se)x files
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The dream 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
No, no, no. Psychopathy is an almost insignificant problem, and there's a plethora of problems with genetically tampering with humans. Have you never seen gattaca?
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The dream 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
^here's the reason why the post cant happen.
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How to pet your cat 1 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
The hyper-space to airplane to butt muncher combo is a guaranteed ko
Have your ticket ready. You may not like the alternative. Then again, maybe you will 14 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I paid for the season ass, but I'm not enjoying it so far
I know he is 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
"I'm this close to clawing your fucking eyes out Dave"
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The awesome beer truck 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
He must be going tailgating
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It's Probably Bigger On The Inside 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Replaced by a crack in the drywall
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This music sheet has so many Easter eggs 14 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
420 bpm? Now THAT's a good tempo
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These people with there hippie lifestyles think everything's free 11 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I think this lifestyle is absolutely viable and livable, HOWEVER, posting about it on Instagram is a great way to squander all your credibility. It's very easy for a family to sell their house, buy a bus and convert it into a mobile home (I should know, my family's done it,) but if they're truly living for the sake of living, they wouldn't brag or lord it over people who have chosen to live life differently.
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Vader's armor 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Still crippled by the emperor's zap zap attack
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