under_fire

under_fire


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whatever works 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
JK Rowling: The romans are gay and used giant dildos rather than swords
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Share if you have a heart 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
this is the equivalent of people raising awareness for like, elon musk's kidney transplant. He's rich enough that he could probably get it himself, but he'd probably just make one.
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Oh look a Repost 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
r.
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Shout out to all the blind people on 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
shit, i got wooshed
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Shout out to all the blind people on 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
"blind people" "look" poor choice of words
I wish I had this 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Oh no! My fragile sense of self-identity!
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Cat lady 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Cats don't fuck other women, Dave.
Jk blowing 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
If that's true, wouldn't the girls be immune?
JK Rowling: Every girl in the story had a penis
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It’s really easy 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
几ㄖ ㄩ
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I wish I had this 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Look, I'd like to amend what I said earlier. I HOPE I'm not a bad person. Sometimes I feel like I'm a robot engineered by scientists to be an asshole without even realizing it. I am always, genuinely looking for ways to improve the way I think, even if I don't understand it sometimes.
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Do you have someone in mind now? 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I feel like that person would be a psycho but to each their own i guess
Words cannot describe how adorable this dog is! 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
How about: Hella
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I wish I had this 13 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
This would be ideal. IF:
1. The person is actually ok. Mentally and physically, they have to be sane and sound.
2. They understand that other people feel sad, and sadness is something evolution "created" for a purpose.
3. They are happy about the right things. For example in the post, he would not laugh at the fact that the person is dead, but is instead remembering all the good memories and times he had with that person.
4. They strive to create happiness wherever they go, but of course being mindful of the circumstances that might surround others.
5. They reduce discontent. They aren't antagonistic, selfish or rude.
If the human mind suddenly lost the capacity to feel sad, imagine how much we could accomplish knowing how sadness felt.
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Hello there 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
that would have scared the fuck out of me
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title 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Your english is much better than some people. It's actually a spanish phrase, Feliz Navidad, which just means merry christmas.
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title 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Mary Chris Mass to you too! Gobbles you!
Towering expensive Curlew 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Oh, it's a repost, ski- hold up.
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Uncle's grocery list 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
looks like I'm only getting eggs
Would you let someone speak to you that way? 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
"I know I suck, but usually other people don't point it out unless there's something wrong. How are you doing?"
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I don't have a title for this one one so... Hot cold 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Putting aside the boiling point and melting point bull, it would probably not feel that great
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From my Tumblr 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
more like, roll WILL damage. also, yikes, those nails.
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I don't even know how to say it 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I'll help you guy's out: it's pronounced "theaux"
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Just fulfilling his wife's dying wish? 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
what a way to go
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Ritzy overconfident Porpoise 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure- Awaken(Pillar Men Theme)
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Washed the animals today 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
counterpoint: bikini models