Do you have someone in mind now?

Huuumm Hitler and Stalin are dead, so my so is probably an inmate somewhere, or lives in an asylum...
Just kidding, we all tend to have the same fucked up humour here (and that's why drew us on that website in the first place) so we should probably have a gigantic polyamorous wedding.

Sure, but my friend AJ from 5th grade moved, so I think that love has been lost.

I feel like that person would be a psycho but to each their own i guess

I have myself in mind.
The idea of marrying me is both very intriguing and terrifying.

Yeah, but he's not gay so I'm just shit outta luck I guess

So I should marry myself?

Yeah but I dated her and we had a pretty shitty falling out

This would be great if she was single