under_fire

under_fire


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Where's the sword? 3 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
She's the sword. Anyone who can move her off the rock is given the title "king"
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Time has come 3 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT
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This describes my sense of humor perfectly 3 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
"Is your arm okay?"
"My arm is fine"
"Your other arm"
"What other arm?"
Thank you GENE
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Your first defense 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
I'm disgusted by assholes, but only assholes like you
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Dark Souls painting 5 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Looks like hogwarts. good shit
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"Poketrainer used pound on Ditto" 6 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
I don't like it, but it is definitely shadman
Hello kitty 7 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
what the fuck
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Debatable. 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
both are great shows. rick and morty helps to fill the hole that futurama left
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Watt on Earth are you doing?! 4 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
It's supposed to be the "ground" connection, usually a rod embedded in the earth to make it neutral. These people have put dirt/rocks in the bag to allude to a ground connection, but it's useless and might actually break something.
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The app works rarely, but it does work 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
BLOOD BALLOON ON A TENDON STRING
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Stop burning grass, everyone has the right to life 10 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
in the post, sure. In real life, rabbit babies are hard to spot. it's their way of survival
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Stop burning grass, everyone has the right to life 10 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
well, they're actually well hidden, especially in non suburban areas
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Watching with pleasure 4 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
benjamin franklin, the founding father of electric sex toys
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Wizardly profits 13 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
there's got to be at least some goblins who got a little selfish and decided to go rogue and start counterfeiting money, and there's probably also a division in the ministry and other magical facilities dedicated to money fraud, the magic society also has some parallels to muggle society, so what I'm really getting at is there's probably a magic mafia. Now that's a movie i wanna see.
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LITERALLY 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
ok, chairs are banned. you people can't seem to keep things civil
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If you do this, mention your country 4 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
I use eye contact and an upward nod
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Real shit 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
actually i'm pretty sure it's because the heat is being taken away from your monitor and into the electricity parts
Achievements! 5 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
wow, it's almost as if time progresses and achievements are built on previous iterations of achievements
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Bits be like 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
because it's based on binary, not decimal
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Say meatball 6 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
oh no, they're on funsubstance? say meatball if you're not a chatbot
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Who wants to ride this, bike? 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
what kinda peasant bike doesn't have a rear shock?
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How to make useless things useful 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
almost 500 dollars.
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Including the Van 4 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
She looks like the next jojo
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The way this food is laid out 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Don't know why you got downvoted. Sushi is a luxury food, you're right, so it would be cost draining, but normally priced. And getting the special privilege of eating it in bed would be harder lol
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Introvertebrate 1 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
actually, YOU'RE out of beer.
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