under_fire

under_fire


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0 ***s was given 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
it seems obvious when you think about it
More teeth things! :D 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
He must have Thompson's Teeth: the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
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0 ***s was given 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
who's recording the guy recording the fight with the laptop, and with what??
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Where do you fall? 14 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Put lawful good in the true evil section. One man(or lady) should never use that much glue.
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Amphibious baby's 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Keep politics away from my masturbation!
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Always found this cool 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
What about "I am the egg man." It's not a special phenomenon of the English language, it just seems cool because you don't think about it often. Of course emphasizing a word in a sentence changes the meaning of a sentence in a similar way that sarcasm changes the literal meaning of a sentence.
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You have been on for too long. Go to bed 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Same here! 2:00 in the morning, that is
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Sauce pls 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
hey, don't you diss tentacles. it's the vanilla sex of the non-vanilla sex world
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Plane door be ballin 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I <3 Cock Socks
+1 gay (if male
immune to anti gay effects
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Bouncing bouncily 16 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
women DO write men that way. turns out both genders are bad at writing
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One ring 12 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
bat-man
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How to Scare Dad (Spooky Story) 9 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
this is like a children's story from a different point of view. instead of the dad's perspective, it's the victims
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Aperiophobia (Spooky Story) 11 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Pretty sure he said, "its coming !"
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Oh c'mon CNN you can do better than this 57 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Don't ever let this man near a toilet
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Oh c'mon CNN you can do better than this 57 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I think there's a reason toilets are white, it's so you can see when and where it needs to be cleaned.
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Where's the sword? 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
She's the sword. Anyone who can move her off the rock is given the title "king"
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Time has come 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT
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This describes my sense of humor perfectly 3 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
"Is your arm okay?"
"My arm is fine"
"Your other arm"
"What other arm?"
Thank you GENE
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Your first defense 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I'm disgusted by assholes, but only assholes like you
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Dark Souls painting 5 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
Looks like hogwarts. good shit
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"Poketrainer used pound on Ditto" 6 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
I don't like it, but it is definitely shadman
Hello kitty 7 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
what the fuck
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Debatable. 8 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
both are great shows. rick and morty helps to fill the hole that futurama left
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Watt on Earth are you doing?! 4 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
It's supposed to be the "ground" connection, usually a rod embedded in the earth to make it neutral. These people have put dirt/rocks in the bag to allude to a ground connection, but it's useless and might actually break something.
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The app works rarely, but it does work 2 comments
under_fire · 5 years ago
BLOOD BALLOON ON A TENDON STRING
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