they live!

put the heat shrink tubing on the wire BEFORE you solder it.

another one bites the dust

those are different domes

just think, there are rooms like this around the world filled with more expensive things than you'll ever see in your lifetime. People in 1000 years might dig up a garage filled with brand new gaming pcs and laptops

Did... did they miss out on the renaissance?

So anyone here have enough money to buy an empty supermarket and some go-karts?

He must have Thompson's Teeth: the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

who's recording the guy recording the fight with the laptop, and with what??

Put lawful good in the true evil section. One man(or lady) should never use that much glue.

Keep politics away from my masturbation!

What about "I am the egg man." It's not a special phenomenon of the English language, it just seems cool because you don't think about it often. Of course emphasizing a word in a sentence changes the meaning of a sentence in a similar way that sarcasm changes the literal meaning of a sentence.

women DO write men that way. turns out both genders are bad at writing

this is like a children's story from a different point of view. instead of the dad's perspective, it's the victims