I think the shorts are fine, they allow movement, especially when doing a move like that. The suspenders though? Honey, no.

You should elaborate, instead of being cryptic and vague

I love star wars!

That's pretty good but it also sounds like you expect her to be an alcoholic

I used to just twist it. It was messy but it works with weak apples

you missed titties

That shouldn't justify the consumption, but im not justifying the habit

Hey, with 30% more brain power you could make your own cure for ebola. And others!

My guess is that the wound was big enough to saturate the bandage and then blood seeped out through the "breathing" perforations. The person might also be on medication that helps thin out blood

I like guest_, and I appreciate their insight. However, I feel (with no disrespect intended) that they could stand to be more concise with their thoughts

And most of the people who commented on this post. Goodbye!

Dat boi? Haven't heard that name for a long time

arent you, by making this comment, attempting to earn recognition and therefore "bragging"

^insane