"I am pheonixperson"
"No one is calling you that."

if you're posting racist things, you might be a racist?

plus, imagine how many chicks you could pick up with a battleship

Merry Christmas! It's July!

First cat in the world? Must be hard being that old :(

Funny enough, I finally got glasses this year after having pretty bad astigmatism for most of my life.

tbf, usb is doing a lot more than 3, maybe 4 channels of data.

mmm chocolate

yo, what the fuck

you can lick your fingers... just wash your hands first.

I wouldn't fault him. If you're 12 years old and hear the term "mashed potatoes" you think that they're potatoes that have been mashed.

Well, I can't speak another language fluently, but I can provide english synonyms or alternate meanings if you want.
Lucky as in being FORTUNATE, or OPPORTUNE, sometimes used to describe a higher power (for example, being BLESSED by gods) or being advantageous when it comes to chance.
It originated between 1400–1450 with the late Middle English luk, derived from Middle Dutch luc, which is the aphetic (missing an extra letter) form of gelucke; cognate (from the same origin as) German Glück (according to dictionary,com)
Another similar word is FORTUITOUS, meaning something produced by chance. (eg, a fortuitous encounter or situation)

sharp as a razer