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under_fire


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Freedem birb 4 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
"I am pheonixperson"
"No one is calling you that."
Existential crisis 3 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
if you're posting racist things, you might be a racist?
The top rectangle looks like it's moving faster than the bottom rectangle but it isn't 6 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
wow. i can't believe you would say that. all rectangles are sexy
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USS Iowa > A girlfriend 1 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
plus, imagine how many chicks you could pick up with a battleship
Today, I got to do something that I have always wanted to do. I love the holiday season, 9 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
hmmm. maybe instead of just randomly criticizing people for not knowing something, you can spread actual information?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Salvation_Army#Controversy
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Today, I got to do something that I have always wanted to do. I love the holiday season, 9 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
I'm wishing a merry christmas now because there probably won't be one in december
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Where are my toe beans?! 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
First cat in the world? Must be hard being that old :(
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Making sure everything is on the level 11 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
you got me. how bout you shouldn't fuck construction?
well, we’re here now and no one is laughing 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Funny enough, I finally got glasses this year after having pretty bad astigmatism for most of my life.
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I was on this Earth for over two decades before I learned Moose we’re terrifyingly large 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Now they're on this earth after learning Moose we're terrifyingly large
Making sure everything is on the level 11 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
you can't fuck construction, silly.
Can wait for this to premier on the History Channel 4 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
cause brakes stop things
plugs 1 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
tbf, usb is doing a lot more than 3, maybe 4 channels of data.
All the different shavings of wood in my work shop 4 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
mmm chocolate
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Anon likes gender neutral bathrooms 5 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
yo, what the fuck
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Covid is killing the fried chicken industry 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
you can lick your fingers... just wash your hands first.
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew 5 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
I wouldn't fault him. If you're 12 years old and hear the term "mashed potatoes" you think that they're potatoes that have been mashed.
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There is very little that a tiny elephant can't fix 20 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
But, it's unlikely this person's father has access to that kind of technology, or even that that technology exists. Hence, we should assume that the elephant isn't wooden.
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Love you, Leonny 8 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
It's full on gay.
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Word Game - Entry 7 13 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
Well, I can't speak another language fluently, but I can provide english synonyms or alternate meanings if you want.
Lucky as in being FORTUNATE, or OPPORTUNE, sometimes used to describe a higher power (for example, being BLESSED by gods) or being advantageous when it comes to chance.
It originated between 1400–1450 with the late Middle English luk, derived from Middle Dutch luc, which is the aphetic (missing an extra letter) form of gelucke; cognate (from the same origin as) German Glück (according to dictionary,com)
Another similar word is FORTUITOUS, meaning something produced by chance. (eg, a fortuitous encounter or situation)
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This is why humanity exists 2 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
sharp as a razer
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Let's settle this for once and for all 6 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
not to sound pedantic, but this guy isn't saying that if you don't like a certain thing you're bad, he's simply putting his perspective out.
One of the greatest shows 5 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
care to elaborate?
Oktoberfest after party 6 comments
under_fire · 4 years ago
bot: HEE HOO TIDDY