Melt cheese on your rice, add veggies and soy sauce, or add Campbell's cream of chicken and broccoli.

I worked in a small bar that did a Walking Dead night. It pissed the old timers off but everyone else loved it.

He looks like he cuts his own hair.

Third to last one.....that is why when you run or punch in your dreams you feel like you are in molasses.

Man it is possible! There was this bar regular I had that would always come in and help me do dishes and close the bar down nearly every night. I would complain about various boyfriends. He would always compliment me and do bitch work for me. well.....we are happily married with a gorgeous daughter.

I am so doing this. Put a ghost busters sticker on it to boot.

I love these! Keep them coming.

What baffles me is how mothers got shit done around the house back in the day with no bouncers, walkers, or baby gates. We have it easy with all the cool stuff they have out now. Hell, even disposable diapers are a tribute to parental ingenuity over the years.

I have to go cuddle my husband now.

Thank you. I am older and my formative years were in the late 90's. I listen to a lot of metal. The thing is I flippin love katy perry... judge away. You can lead bird to a bush but you can't get too stoned.

I had to watch the movie 3 times because......get this......I kept falling asleep.

I have bought beer and diapers at the same time. Not just beer and diapers but yaknow... kids go to sleep eventually and going out gets expensive.

The hurricane one is true....not sure if because of female name but it seems to be a pattern.

What animal do you hunt with an AR15? Hippo? Shark? What sport is it used in?

Pontifical academy of science? Anyone? People know this exsists right? Just going to leave this here........

No fun...all joy. I surf fs while feeding kiddo. Best thing i ever did was my girl. Wait tilm the first laugh and words....best ever. Congrats! Double like