And then you wake up and it's still raining so you contemplate calling in sick

Unless you're in the library

8. I guess we'll die

https://youtu.be/ZYbDedbPQKs

I just wanna know how. I'm very impressed

My brain started screaming these sentences to me because of the top pic but became so confused

When instagram starts recommending all your facebook friends eventhough you used a different e-mail and explicitly stated not to be connected to facebook

At first glance I thought she had fallen down and it was her arm above the ball

Fun fact: I have a vibrator gifted to me about a year ago and have never used it to this day since they didn't give me batteries with it

Which freaking idiot cut it 1 second too early. I wanted to see it flop on the holder on the left

So I heard you like bridges

I literally have 2 babies at work right now. One of which is the cutest little smooch ever and the other is just a basic baby. And eventhough I don't want kids and will never be able to carry them out if the accident would happen that I get pregnant, I do like babysitting the cute little smooch

That's so sweet but now I imagine him not getting anything and I could basically cry

My dogs solution to everything

Is this from a video game or am I just dying from the lack of sleep right now