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Peanut butter jelly time 11 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Me giving my dad gasmoney and my mom spending that to buy a sofa and chairs because she wanted that one so badly. My dad then still biked on his old worn off bike to work through the fucking hail and storm. I then took his car and filled it up but I'm still so fucking pissed she bought stuff we didn't need with the money I gave MY DAD and not her
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The Internet today, I swear 9 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
This kinda looks like the part of an anime where the cool guy finally falls for the nerdy girl and kisses her
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Big mistake 9 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I now kinda want to play russian roulette with regular gummy bears and these
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We are so healthy! 7 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I told you I'm healthy
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So smol, yet so big 4 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
My dog does this very adorable but also bit creepy thing where she sits 5cm from my face with hers waiting for me to wake up. Which can be disturbing in the way of just waking up and having a shadow in your face that starts licking the moment I open my eyes. I also get an occasional kick in the face in the middle of the night
Oh Jane where were u all this time?? 10 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Hold your wallet, keys and phone
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Here's a guy joining the parade with his own music. Hilarious! 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
That would be how to die where I used to live
Everyone needs to learn this move 11 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Kick them in the groin. Male or female it will do quite some damage
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I love the german sense of humor 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Oh come on everyone knows Bielefeld is a weird ass name. Who would call a city like that
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That thing is so heavy 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Yeah they can be very intimidating but also very fun in bed
Henry Cavill is exactly like Sterling Archer 5 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
He's one handsome motherfucker
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Can't be too careful 9 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
It's blarange
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When you get a notification on FS 13 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Here another notification and a like for you good sir
f*ck yeah! 9 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Get a nice loan or work for a bank. I'm actually thinking to buy a house with my sister so we would still be capable of keeping or pets together but not living together.
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Types of scientists 4 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I'm the one on the right but I have a coworker who's like the one on the left. I always fill in the holes she makes when using the tips
Your actions and even your appearance are influenced by your attitude 11 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
So I'm as unattractive as I think I am?
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Iron dog 14 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
A flash light is surgery worthy since you don't want metals that do not bend going up the oesophagus again
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Dogist 8 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
He's behind that fence for his own safety
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Sad loss for the world 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Please someone tell me this is a joke
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Father and son decides to get in shape together 8 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I thought so too but their faces say otherwise
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The olsen twins 4 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Boobs in general are a bit wonky unless you get work done on them
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Woof Woof it's sleepy time 2 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I'm sooooo gratefull my dog does this. When I come home from a nights work I'm always quite cold even when my room is warm. So when I go to sleep she usually crawls under the blankets and heats my legs and bum
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well, kitty.. what you have to say to that? 1 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
"Our cat" yeah sure Sarah
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Actual way Dutch people move a couch 3 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
Can confirm have moved a two seaters before while using two bikes
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Trampoline expert? 6 comments
vodka · 5 years ago
I broke my knee like that and I didn't even intend to jump that high but just got launched
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