The Internet today, I swear

wot in tarnation

What’s with the Wendy’s post today am I missing something?

This kinda looks like the part of an anime where the cool guy finally falls for the nerdy girl and kisses her

Burger King: *enters stage right* Wendy, why waste your time with a colonel when you can be with a king?
Ronald McDonald: *enters stage left* You call yourself a king but even fools can wear a crown!
Wendy: *to Colonel Sanders* Clown’s to the left of me. Joker’s to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you...

That's rich, coming from a senile old man. Whats wrong? Lose your kentucky fried dentures?

Tweek and Craiiiiiig

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