Honestly though that sportsbra is doing nothing to keep her boobs safe

Me giving my dad gasmoney and my mom spending that to buy a sofa and chairs because she wanted that one so badly. My dad then still biked on his old worn off bike to work through the fucking hail and storm. I then took his car and filled it up but I'm still so fucking pissed she bought stuff we didn't need with the money I gave MY DAD and not her

This kinda looks like the part of an anime where the cool guy finally falls for the nerdy girl and kisses her

I now kinda want to play russian roulette with regular gummy bears and these

I told you I'm healthy

My dog does this very adorable but also bit creepy thing where she sits 5cm from my face with hers waiting for me to wake up. Which can be disturbing in the way of just waking up and having a shadow in your face that starts licking the moment I open my eyes. I also get an occasional kick in the face in the middle of the night

That would be how to die where I used to live

Oh come on everyone knows Bielefeld is a weird ass name. Who would call a city like that

He's one handsome motherfucker

Here another notification and a like for you good sir

I'm the one on the right but I have a coworker who's like the one on the left. I always fill in the holes she makes when using the tips

So I'm as unattractive as I think I am?

He's behind that fence for his own safety

Please someone tell me this is a joke

I'm sooooo gratefull my dog does this. When I come home from a nights work I'm always quite cold even when my room is warm. So when I go to sleep she usually crawls under the blankets and heats my legs and bum

"Our cat" yeah sure Sarah

Can confirm have moved a two seaters before while using two bikes