No shell for me, please! 9 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
Hi there
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Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
Closed eyes, laying in bed(don't worry I'll tuck you in and flip you ovee ervery once in a while to make sure you won't get sores from layong 2 weeks), maybe dreaming a little bit, feeling like you've woken up from a coma afterwards
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Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
Well then I'd like to take back my former statement and say I can help with one thing, now drink up these shots aren't going to down themselves
Pretty much me right now 22 comments
Pretty much me right now 22 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I was going for the shots and the xxl coffee too but I can also do the 2 week "nap"
I want his job 2 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I wish this was the most accurate representation of the job
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Edited 5 years ago
This guy gets it 17 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
None of my bras are under €40 of €30 on clearance. Being roundly chested has its cons
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Wir lieben Arbeit 9 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I have done that when I was still in school. A normal hourly wage is almost double my wage now not including the tips I got.
T r u t h 92 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
*Unpopulair opinion puffin* I still prefer watching Fortnite over Apex even if I'm not playing any of it
Based on this logic what are you? 29 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I'm either spiderwoman, ratwoman, horsewoman, parakeetwoman, penguinwoman, snakewoman, goatwoman (who knew they'd bite), catwoman or dogwoman. Does everything get combined though or do you just get one superpower
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Getting to know funsubsters survey results! 42 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
So interesting to see. I probably submitted too late to be in but next time I'll give my best to answer it quicker
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Lies down, tries not to cry, cries a lot! (Feels Everywhere) 45 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
For whatever reason I decided you commenting here was a great opportunity to read this again and now I'm getting stares from my coworkers
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And I'm only 30 5 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
How many buttons have you accidently pressed and freaked out because you thought you broke the tv
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Size matters 6 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
I broke my phone because of a fake pocket once. They were designed to be my new favorite jeans because they were very comfortable. So the first time wearing them I was at work and had to go get something quickly so I stand up, "put my phone away", and start walking only for my phone to hit the floor since I tried to put it in a fake pocket
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See you peasants 2 comments
vodka
· 5 years ago
My horse had a brief moment where she would do this on purpose. We had no idea how she escaped continuesly untill on of the farmers nearby saw it happen twice and told us
