That's been 3 of the last 4 nights for me. It's starting to affect me! Earlier there was a lady in the same room talking to me, and I had to remind myself that she was actually there and I wasn't imagining it.

Do you have the key?

This works best when you're underwater.

Uh oh, I sometimes laugh at YouTube videos, but their creators aren't around to hear me. Maybe I should only express myself when there's someone around to listen! No more singing in the shower...

I assumed he was some sort of polymer blend. Otherwise all the droids would be shocking every person that touches them.

Around 2000 there was a popular song with the phrase, "I've found Jesus." It sounds just like "Half-Pound Jesus", and I can't think of it any other way!

Or you're a cat.

No. It's 70 in Texas; just perfect.

It's true! I was there.

Was it really a mirror?

I choose the words. You can create worlds with them.

And then you couldn't escape because it was still holding you...

'Tis a favorite project of mine.
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3,
For it's easier you see,
Than 3 point 1 4 1 5 9.

Because Math.

If I want to buy an apple, but they're all rotten, I'm not going to buy ANY of them, and I'm still going to complain about the bad apples. If I think all of the candidates are either morons, or they have the moral compass of a stick, I'm not going to vote for ANY of them, and I'm still going to complain about the bad candidates. Your opinion doesn't require active participation. Listen to parents at sporting events!

That's Bob. He's a sneaky fella.

You mean there's only one of those shirts in existence? That's amazing!

I want a cat like this.

I'm the wolf.

In college when we heard, "If your Bible's worn out, your life won't be," one of my friends started periodically chunking his Bible behind him to wear it out.

And yet those brand new neurons in their brain still make the same connections. Otherwise they wouldn't recognize you.

No.

Congrats on making it a whole 2 minutes!