And I was so excited to see some actual writing advice! About half way through the second one I realized I wasn't getting any of that here, and I ain't even mad. This is the best thing I've read all week!

"Get off my posts dad!!"

I love how everyone is turning on their smiles for the pic except the one dude on the right. He's still like "F you cameraman, F this old woman, and F all these ppl."

Please. I know I guy who can fix that screen for 20 bucks.

Are those...are those blade marks on the board underneath?? DID THEY CHOP AT THIS REPEATEDLY???

I can't belive this didn't work. I mean, what if it had been the queen in a queen's mask? He could have been in real trouble.

Looking satisfied?

Come on. It's japan. They knew exactly what it looked like when they made this.

For a second there I thought she snapped his fingers clean off with her boobs.

Saturnalia doesn't mean salutations, but the rest checks out, so that's pretty cool.

*Receives box*
"Hey! My dignity!"

Trust? No. I watch every one of those bastards like a hawk.

Well....I have been in the market for a new murder house.