My subjects enjoy the dry side of nature occasionally.

Guys here's the truth, candy corn is funky by itself but fabulous paired with any other sweet or drink at your party

Why do babies like "single ladies" so much? Seriously they are ESTATIC when you play it

Her performance At the oscars a couple years ago made me tear up, she was just singing like a sweet person. And I could see her face for the first time

I, the queen approve of this whale song

I have this philosophy; we all have the capacity to be "smart". If you work hard enough, you can be as great as someone who was born with the talent.

I love to sing when I'm sick. A sore throat makes me sound like the most chill indie singer.

These books were my life for about three months in fourth grade.

Who else thinks steampunk is the greatest thing?

Real or not, she seems like a 1950's wife

Note the t-shirt

Why do they go immediately to jail just for scaring people?

Most of these aren't romantic, their kinda gross

It's a super fun and messy way to paint, its called blasting.

I have a machine that slices, peels, and cores the apples and all you need to do is spin the crank, sorta like this one but awesomer

Here's an CRAZY idea, work hard and become a congressman/ womanyour self. Yeah, you with the good heart. Go out there and make a difference in the world.

So dank!

My sister went to the hill of crosses, it's actually pretty beautiful

Oh so you kill and revive agent coulson, Nick Fury, and Loki but you won't revive him?!

Highlight of my month!

What's that character's name?

I see faces in everything! I judge the appearances of cars by their "faces"

It was Father's Day

Some website should by this gif and make it their loading icon

I want it!