whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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I want this 21 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Just remember to wear something under it or have a bad time!
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Am I the only one here who does this? 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Keys: clipped to first belt loop on right side
Phone: holstered and clipped to right front pocket
Wallet: right rear pocket.
Never changes, also I can't stand keys in my pocket ever, very bad experience with that once.
Satan's how to guide! 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Yeah linux is mostly used in business for servers and they have their own set of commands just like windows.
Am I the only one who needs this? 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Do you want shot, because this is how you get shot.
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Mustang, then and now 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I'll take the old one to drive and the money for the new one.
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They Just Don't Work For Me 31 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Can't stand them, I always get the cord caught on something or a d*mn cow eats them, I use bluetooth headphones now.
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Just seen this. It's pretty accurate 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Well, you guys never see my face though, and I don't take selfies.
All I want to know is... HOW? 27 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Photoshop!
They chose the wrong house 16 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That's true, even a hit from a dull katana could have split the guys head in two of that was the desired result, blunt force trauma (from a bat) is a whole different type of injury from a cutting weapon.
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Just seen this. It's pretty accurate 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
So I only have two then, since I have no friends and claim no family.
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People like this make me so mad! Be thankful for what you have 28 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I'd make her keep and use it just like that for one year, then give her a box full of job applications so she can buy her own d*mn phone!
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Satan's how to guide! 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Yeah I found it again last night while doing maintenance on my security cameras, you save it as an exe and use the right arguments to disable the prompt and put it in the start-up folder, the default is 30 seconds until shutdown and nothing can be done to cancel it.
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Anyone who's dated a guitarist can attest to this 3 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
They vanish faster than a ninja on speed!
Do they even know how to drive? *honk* 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I seem to be using the international sign for 'go have intercourse with yourself' a lot today, especially when a mini cooper decided to test how good the brakes are on my one ton, lucky for her I just replaced them yesterday!
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Title 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Or if you're like me and you have a small unused shed completely infested with these little winged demons you light the d*mn thing on fire and walk away then laugh about it. Thankfully I'm not allergic to them.
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Horse & Flower ghost 15 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Well that went to some dark and twisting places.
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They chose the wrong house 16 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I have a couple assorted blade weapons.
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Seriously why? 23 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
If I read correctly about this it's a very strong plastic every bit as durable as bicycle helmet and it is also waterproof inherently. 3d printing stands to be a massively beneficial tech and its already close to being affordable with some printers costing as little as $1500.
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Seriously why? 23 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Its a 3d printed concept cast, they are actually working on it same as prosthesis that instead of costing thousands of dollars can be made for hundreds.
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Hydraulic road blocks at the entrances pop up in case of vehicle attack 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
As hard as it hit the barrier it would either detonate on impact or render the bomb inactive
Satan's how to guide! 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I forget the code but you can also do this so that it shuts the computer down or restarts it, you run that one in command prompt though.
Such a good idea for dog lovers 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Like people would actually pay attention to that.
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If Kim and Kanye were both drowning 31 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Its called a joke, maybe you're on the wrong site.
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Hydraulic road blocks at the entrances pop up in case of vehicle attack 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
The driver would be pretty messed up though and likely not even able to move.
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Jim carrey in the makeup chair for 'the mask' 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That was a funny movie, too bad the sequel was so horrible.
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