Am I the only one here who does this?

I am not alone...

This typically doesn't bother me, as long as nothing is in my back pockets.

Keys: clipped to first belt loop on right side
Phone: holstered and clipped to right front pocket
Wallet: right rear pocket.
Never changes, also I can't stand keys in my pocket ever, very bad experience with that once.

Yes, if they're not in the right pocket I tend to think I don't have them.

"Wallet, keys, cell phone". My mantra whenever I leave the house. But the pants I wear dictate the location cause of how big the cell phone is. I like keys in the front right pocket, though.

No.