whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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Anybody else besides me want to live here? 98 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I can maintain any equipment we need (including boat motors) plus growing vegetables and fruits is kind of a specialty of mine since I am a farmer after all.
Anybody else besides me want to live here? 98 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Satellite internet is an option (I have it now) run through a wifi router, and solar panels could supply electricity.
Anybody else besides me want to live here? 98 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Unfortunately I have no clue, I wish I knew, I'd sell my farm and go today!
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Disgust of the king 5 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Actually he's testing the air to see if she's ready to mate.
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Deadshot 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Also if my comic book knowledge (which is admittedly weak) is correct, her armor is virtually indestructible so it does afford good protection. And not every female super hero wears suits like that so it may actually be a personal choice.
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Probably the best Halloween costume that ever existed. 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I had taco for supper tonight.
Fat acceptance 43 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
It is, most of the time it leads to blindness, severe burns and even death, its a absolutely savage and pathetic thing to do to someone and in my opinion anyone who does it needs to have it done to them!
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Fat acceptance 43 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Its usually a thing done in the middle east for 'dressing undignified' usually it's acid or lye either of which will seriously mess you up!
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Gotta keep the romance alive 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Until somebody steps on it!
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Top notch robbery 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That was for the particular store I worked at which no one even knows my precise location or the location of the store in question for all anyone knows this store could be in napal and every store will have a different procedure for handling money, just because the store I worked at was managed by a brick-brained idiot who spent 6 hours a day jacking off in his office on security cameras other stores may have competent managers who know how to do things properly. By all means though rob a store and say some nameless faceless person on a website told you how.
Top notch robbery 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Why? I have no use robbing a store, the jail time ain't worth a couple hundred dollars to me, besides I make more money now (equivalent to about $20/hour) than I'd get from some store.
I wonder how much shipping was 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
You would think that would have struck someone as odd. On the other hand if that thing has memory foam as an insole I wouldn't care!
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Top notch robbery 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Having worked at a gas station for a couple years before becoming a farmer, they are the stupidest places to rob especially at night if you really want to get the money from the place find out when the manager first comes in and rob it then because a whole day's worth of money will be in the drop safe.
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Makes sense to me 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Jokes on you I've never been on tumblr, but I have been to college even taking a course while in high school. I'm self taught in machinery repair, welding, electrical system wiring, even running a personal business. I get up at 4 am daily take care of 300+ cattle and manage my farm solo, what did you do today?
Makes sense to me 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I'd just take the money, I'm already educated enough for most things.
It's All In Good Fun 18 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Didn't work on me, but my phone is also covered in dust from sanding wood all day.
Saving his windows from getting smashed 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
One of the few times I've had my dog in my truck with me was finding back from a vet visit and he was still in pain from getting a cancer removed and I needed to get medical supplies (bandages and such) for him so I left him in my truck with the engine idling and the air-conditioner running he was very happy and comfortable and granted I was in the store for probably 15 minutes but I cared enough for my dog to make sure he stayed at a safe temperature.
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Pregnant guinea pig 16 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Ok why does that bowling ball have eyes?
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Please use your brain 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Did she sleep well? Brains tend to work better when well rested.
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Titan is mentally visiting another planet 6 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I'll take two.
Regarding OCD, anxiety, etc 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
They are the worst thing possible!
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Saving his windows from getting smashed 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
So do I, I've also rewarded one idiot who left a small breed in a car with the widows up inside a carrier with a call to the local police station, the cops came out, picked the locks, took the pup (who wouldn't have lasted another hour) and drug the owner out of the local bar, last I heard he was being charged with animal cruelty among other things.
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Is it really that hard? 36 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I have equipment with labels that are upside down when it's in running position and that's usually when something breaks and I need to get a replacement part, not to mention that I ended up buying a seed planter that either had a troll riveting all the info plates on or somebody on their last day of work.
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Saving his windows from getting smashed 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That is the kind of owner that will leave the car and ac running to keep the car a safe temperature, unfortunately just leaving the windows open isn't always enough since air circulation is needed.
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