whospikedthepunch

whospikedthepunch


Just a farmer who needs a laugh!

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What time do you wake up? 26 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
4 am in the spring summer and fall 5 am in the winter.
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What happens when you run GTA V on a old pc 4 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That's taking the term burn-in a little too literally.
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Day 293 of your daily dose of cute: I need to go to title school 7 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Clean bacon is happy bacon.
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is it that good??? 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I hate chocolate, but I will eat these, if that means anything!
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Advice for the ladies 29 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
^ that! Once you are at the point that you are officially dating its time to be upfront about things like that, that way you can support each other or hell even get some professional attention. If my ex would have told me about her issues upfront we could have worked on things instead of her getting unstable to the point that she stabs me and gets put in jail. I would have listened and helped her, even gotten her in touch with a psychiatrist since a very good one is half an hours drive away.
Best weight loss story ever, meet Bolinha 9 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Probably eating stuff like hot dogs and other crap foods that were thrown out.
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Kingdom of snow And for those who only like fun posts please do not bother commenting 20 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I happen to like the pictures you post, in fact I have one set as my phones background right now.
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Dammit, me... 16 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Yeah I was eating breakfast and started laughing.
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Romanian girls in traditional Romanian outfit 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
People really need to learn that you don't have to wear clothing that leaves nothing to the imagination to look beautiful, if they weren't all completely out of my league I would date any of them in a minute!
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Dammit, me... 16 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I just had scrambled egg come out my nose!
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They are both good companies after all 13 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I like both, they both have some great characters but they also both have some that suck!
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Obsidian blades are really that sharp 20 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Or the fact that its so incredibly expensive.
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Obsidian blades are really that sharp 20 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
You are correct in that it is brittle but always breaks with a sharp edge.
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meanwhile on the internet 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Nothing wrong with eating potatoes, just change it up some for crying out loud!
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Romanian girls in traditional Romanian outfit 12 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Exactly my thoughts on both!
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PETA = Bullshit and lies 67 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Exactly cancer is really just damaged cells, either through an environmental exposure like sunlight or chemicals like lead or smoking in some cases the body deals with the cells by destroying them if possible or the cells multiply too quickly and you get tumors.
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When I see a "dads are the best" post as someone who grew up without a father 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Some of the stuff I dealt with would drive a weaker man to suicide but I vowed to myself and my grandfather that I would rise above them and make every day I live after that a middle finger in their faces. Once I told my grandfather what was going on he disowned my dad and left everything he owned to me including the farm I own now (which my father wanted to sell so he could bathe in booze until he died!) last I checked which was when I left they where still living in a pest infested rundown shack, good riddance to them though let the rats grow fat on them!
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When I see a "dads are the best" post as someone who grew up without a father 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
That's why I officially severed all ties with my parents as soon as i possibly could (mentally at nine, and legally at 18) I haven't seen or spoke to them in over a decade and really plan on paying a midnight bathroom visit to their graves eventually. My grandfather was 3000x more of a parent that's either of my parents.
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Breaks my heart 43 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Get a planet sized supply of lube for that.
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When I see a "dads are the best" post as someone who grew up without a father 19 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
Blah, my father was a drunk abusive 10 megaton asshole!
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Shitposting 11 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I think it means NEW colors!
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Mondays Be Like 10 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
I don't know, I don't think I want a crack in my day.
PETA = Bullshit and lies 67 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
In any case anytime something like that happens there is always an effect, look up the spike in cancer and birth defects afterwards and I'm sure we will be hearing about the effects of the Japanese meltdown in a few more years too. But what I'm trying to explain before everyone turned into frogs in a house of flies is that environmental things like cancer are unavoidable beyond certain reasons, so soullesspegasus' friend is just trying to live in a pointless bubble by avoiding everything.
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PETA = Bullshit and lies 67 comments
whospikedthepunch · 9 years ago
One of the world's worst nuclear disasters in history!? Holy shit don't they teach history anymore? I need to go now my faith is humanity just blew its brains out! And before anybody says 'well that only affected the Ukraine' bull shit the whole world got a dose even if it was only traces!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster?wprov=sfia1
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