How about instead of focusing on differences we focus on similarities.

I guess I'm lucky then since I have a switch at the top of the stairs for the 'main' light in my basement and three switches at the bottom for the other lights.

I've got some heavy equipment, I can just rip that off the pavement and crush it until the glass (or metal) gives.

Who cares!?

Why is that perfectly good mic shoved into a pile of shit like that!? Those things are expensive!

They'll keep anybody away if you throw them hard enough!

Paradise.

That's pretty close to a migraine.

How the hell did you illustrate my childhood (minus the hitting, burning with cigars and general abuses!)

I need this book!

If you don't like the candidates, don't vote, but hold your tongue if things don't go the way you like!

Mgovia in his natural habitat.

Wow, rocket fell hard between movies!

If you really liked the cheese you wouldn't need the pasta as an excuse!

Get the peroxide,