That's the douchebagest thing I can imagine 15 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Or that one sneaky fucker that's the same color as the carpet, lying in wait for someone to hit the pain jackpot.
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Awwww yeaaah 244 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I left for a week and came back and forgot what this post was, but now that I've seen it again...
I'll be in my bunk if anyone needs me.
I'll be in my bunk if anyone needs me.
This is how fellow funsubstancers make friends 15 comments
Need some help and you're being ignored? 3 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
My neighbor's son pooped in one of the display toilets because he thought it was the bathroom and got them banned. In his defense, it looked totally set up with the sink and the mirror and wallpaper and everything.
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When someone is being too annoying 6 comments
Flute players need to breathe 16 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
And then there's clarinet music where they're like *actually use the 64th note* *do it 64 times in one measure* *repeat for seventeen pages* And you look at your conductor who chose the music and just glare at him like, "Fuck. You. Sir."
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Oh thanks for clearing that up 8 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I do ask about deaths in the house. I don't expect just anyone to be able to tell me if it's haunted or not, but if there haven't been deaths on the property, that's a good sign.
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This is how i want to be buried 16 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Better then having my asshole sewn shut, my eyes glued closed, and my family finally coming to a party in honor of me only to have it be the one where I can't do anything but lay there and let them talk shit about me. I'll take two!
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Become a shepherd 4 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
And people think if you count these fuckers at night you'll fall asleep?
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At least she knew Sacramento was a Capitol... Some people don't even know that 7 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
That's actually not a terrible password. Yes, using names is a mark against it, but the length and variation between capital letters and lowercase are points in her favor that most people don't get unless it's required.
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A beautiful... Couple? 18 comments
This must be so fun 12 comments
Look at those gas prices 6 comments
guys, it's tomorrow. 27 comments
Stupid mario logic 13 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
I like Mythbusters too, but I can't show all of them (anything too violent/suggestive of violence is pretty much out) so I have to filter. Plus getting episodes is harder. Disney has licensed Bill Nye for educational purposes, so the red tape to legally show them in class is much less annoying and they basically give them to us.
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How to interact with the introverted 8 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Not "special" but it would be nice if people would respect the differences of everyone they meet. I don't need you to build me an actual hamster ball to live in, but if you could not give a derisive snort when I decide that going to a club tonight sounds overwhelming, that would be cool. In return, I'll not roll my eyes when you suggest--for the five hundredth night in a row--that we *go* to said club.
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And you guys are making me feel really bad about it... 54 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
Sorry. We're not trying to be exclusive. If you wanted to look into them and enjoyed them, that's cool, but if you don't that's okay too.
A happy ending 14 comments
windscryer
· 11 years ago
It's a common misconception that humans adopt cats. Either you pass the interview and they stay or you fail and they go to find a more suitable candidate.
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