xboxgorgo18

xboxgorgo18


Maybe if our world was transported to another world....

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It's like currency! 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
"What's greater than a hero?"
"A dead hero"
Every single time 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
*pirate noises in the background*
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I can relate 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Honestly at this point of my life, every time my phone rings it feels like I'm getting a death sentence and that really makes me feels uncomfortable.
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In australia they call it flies 10 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Glad I'm thousand of miles away from there then
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My heart 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Muh heart
Muh soul
They always bring back dead characters 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Trick Question. All our favorite characters always die
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Since they are destroying our forests. It could be like trash challenge 7 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Why? Is Guardian full of idots?
Saw John Cena today 13 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Stop lying to fish for upvotes
Purple cum! 74 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Blue Water the secret nemesis of Black Water
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Dad magic 23 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
(Meanwhile, in the background of the current scene...)
Me: ABRACADABRA!
*Demon appears*: Have you come to fulfill your debt human?
Me: FUCK OFF ABE! I CAN'T DO A SINGLE CHANT CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SHOWING UP!
Demon: It's Abbadon and need I remind you how far behind you are on your debt? My business is collapsing all because you didn't honor your contract to me!
Me: FINE! FINE! I'LL PAY OFF MY LITTLE DEBT LATER!
Demon: That 'little' debt costs you ten thousand souls, I am not running a charity here! You have until the last light of the day tomorrow or you'll spend all eternity in Seven Hells. *Demonic Ninja Smokebomb Vanish*
Me: GOD! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TRUST DEMONS, THEY CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR EVERY SERVICE!
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If only my dog had a bed big enough for her 2 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Nah, the dog realizes the shape of the bed resembles the one his master sleeps on so he doesn't sleep on it.
Single? 8 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
RED LIGHT! RED FLAG! RED ALERT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TURN THE F***RICK AROUND MAN!
Oh look it's Quetzalcoatl 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
I've a lot of friends with halos and wings
That kiss when they hug but kill when they sting
Only lives in my memory 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Where were you when I grabbed the remote first but my siblings cover the remote sensor and manually changed the channel?
Lost cat 9 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
You're a disney princess
Advanced dea 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Goddamn Fortnite players
Okey, this is cool! 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
It can if it makes plants wet enough
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Time to die 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
*MC plot armor ensues*
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Always choose the nice guys ladies 1 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Something about her eyes look.......alluring
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Imagine 10 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
I'd be in a mental asylum if I keep doing that
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Hey! Wtf dude !? LOL :)))) 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Bro, I love you in the most heterosexual way
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Where men cried 4 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
His dog sure didn't
Oopsie 6 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
Oh, we're chill alright.That's why we also brought torches to heat things up.
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For real - what are the chances lol? 11 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
IT'S A SIGN! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
"the jam" 3 comments
xboxgorgo18 · 4 years ago
I eat crap and hear bullshit all day.