xboxgorgo18
Maybe if our world was transported to another world....
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I can relate 2 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 4 years ago
Honestly at this point of my life, every time my phone rings it feels like I'm getting a death sentence and that really makes me feels uncomfortable.
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In australia they call it flies 10 comments
They always bring back dead characters 3 comments
Purple cum! 74 comments
Dad magic 23 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 4 years ago
(Meanwhile, in the background of the current scene...)
Me: ABRACADABRA!
*Demon appears*: Have you come to fulfill your debt human?
Me: FUCK OFF ABE! I CAN'T DO A SINGLE CHANT CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SHOWING UP!
Demon: It's Abbadon and need I remind you how far behind you are on your debt? My business is collapsing all because you didn't honor your contract to me!
Me: FINE! FINE! I'LL PAY OFF MY LITTLE DEBT LATER!
Demon: That 'little' debt costs you ten thousand souls, I am not running a charity here! You have until the last light of the day tomorrow or you'll spend all eternity in Seven Hells. *Demonic Ninja Smokebomb Vanish*
Me: GOD! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TRUST DEMONS, THEY CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR EVERY SERVICE!
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Me: ABRACADABRA!
*Demon appears*: Have you come to fulfill your debt human?
Me: FUCK OFF ABE! I CAN'T DO A SINGLE CHANT CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SHOWING UP!
Demon: It's Abbadon and need I remind you how far behind you are on your debt? My business is collapsing all because you didn't honor your contract to me!
Me: FINE! FINE! I'LL PAY OFF MY LITTLE DEBT LATER!
Demon: That 'little' debt costs you ten thousand souls, I am not running a charity here! You have until the last light of the day tomorrow or you'll spend all eternity in Seven Hells. *Demonic Ninja Smokebomb Vanish*
Me: GOD! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TRUST DEMONS, THEY CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR EVERY SERVICE!
If only my dog had a bed big enough for her 2 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 4 years ago
Nah, the dog realizes the shape of the bed resembles the one his master sleeps on so he doesn't sleep on it.
Single? 8 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 4 years ago
RED LIGHT! RED FLAG! RED ALERT! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY TURN THE F***RICK AROUND MAN!
Oh look it's Quetzalcoatl 4 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 4 years ago
I've a lot of friends with halos and wings
That kiss when they hug but kill when they sting
That kiss when they hug but kill when they sting
Only lives in my memory 6 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 4 years ago
Where were you when I grabbed the remote first but my siblings cover the remote sensor and manually changed the channel?
Always choose the nice guys ladies 1 comments
Hey! Wtf dude !? LOL :)))) 6 comments
Oopsie 6 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 4 years ago
Oh, we're chill alright.That's why we also brought torches to heat things up.
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For real - what are the chances lol? 11 comments
"A dead hero"