Dad magic

Dude have you ever tried illusion magic?
It's super useful, you've got colored lights, sound effects, and you can change the color of clothes.
Don't bash it till you cast it

Yeah but it's sooo unpopular! Everyone's doing summons now!

It's niche I'll admit.
Summons are cool though.

I'm still trying to master my GD sling ring.

*sigh* Who wants to take him to Mt Everest?

@spookykink57 It's your turn for the trainee trip.

But I don't know if I am ready yet. All I can do is pull a coin out out of people's ears.

Ugh, they both gotta go then.

Ooh a two-for!

Cool, it would be nice to have a roommate.

Don't you need to have a room to have roommates?

Wait, there are no rooms at trainee camp?

What no, we're throwing you on a mountain so you both learn to ring sling as fast as possible. Do or die. Haven't you seen the movie?

NO NO! I guess this is why it's important to do your homework.

To the mountains you go!

(Meanwhile, in the background of the current scene...)
Me: ABRACADABRA!
*Demon appears*: Have you come to fulfill your debt human?
Me: FUCK OFF ABE! I CAN'T DO A SINGLE CHANT CAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS SHOWING UP!
Demon: It's Abbadon and need I remind you how far behind you are on your debt? My business is collapsing all because you didn't honor your contract to me!
Me: FINE! FINE! I'LL PAY OFF MY LITTLE DEBT LATER!
Demon: That 'little' debt costs you ten thousand souls, I am not running a charity here! You have until the last light of the day tomorrow or you'll spend all eternity in Seven Hells. *Demonic Ninja Smokebomb Vanish*
Me: GOD! THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T TRUST DEMONS, THEY CHARGE YOU EXTRA FOR EVERY SERVICE!

Well, he didn't specify human souls.

This is why the Demons can't get shit done. Gotta take time outta my own vacation to show them what to do.

Poor contract negotiating leads to these issues.
It took me a solid 3 weeks of drafting to formulate a fair contract that fits both sides, but doesn't breach any moral codes.