You guys have more of that alumnum?

Eating dog meat is just as unorthodox as eating roses

So the pedophile in you finally came out clean huh?

old enough to know despair

I'm sorry, I'm still not used seeing your comments not get downvoted.

But is cuddles still good to you? Like, no stripping, no sex just playful kisses and lots of hugs watching and chilling at home eating ice cream? Anything like that?

.....You're being mysteriously agreeable for once.
Don't hit me with an essay on your next comment if you agree.

This is why we common people hate complicated people. You ask what's wrong and they somehow make a grand speech about why that something irritates them while leaving you wondering what that something was in the first place.

Yeah, nice knowing that singing robots is the last I'll hear before being killed in a crime scene

A novel no one really wants to read but he still keeps hitting it on everyone's faces

Wait, you guys don't stand on the other side of the escalator?