xboxgorgo18
Maybe if our world was transported to another world....
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Ok >:P 1 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 3 years ago
"Amberlamps"
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Hate them 2 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 3 years ago
Dog: *exists*
GOD: What is that? I didn't make that one?
Man: This is a dog.
GOD: Wait, you guys made that?
Man: Yeah, this thing used to be a wolf but then, I gave it a piece of meat and now it lets me touch it and it sleeps on the rug.
GOD: WTH! Wolves are so cool, you just made them lame!
Man: You know they kept on biting me, they were too bitey so we had to make them dumb.
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GOD: What is that? I didn't make that one?
Man: This is a dog.
GOD: Wait, you guys made that?
Man: Yeah, this thing used to be a wolf but then, I gave it a piece of meat and now it lets me touch it and it sleeps on the rug.
GOD: WTH! Wolves are so cool, you just made them lame!
Man: You know they kept on biting me, they were too bitey so we had to make them dumb.
You boys are beautiful and loved. :) 8 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 3 years ago
I think I'd rather be a random NPC, I hate troubling and annoying stuff like following the plot
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Edited 3 years ago
Tree lightning in Texas 3 comments
How to make people either uncomfortable or your lifelong friends 1 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 3 years ago
No one is gonna mention how he taped his glasses on cause he has no ears?
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Tonight on Dateline NBC 4 comments
On some days I feel quite alienated 5 comments
Goodbye old friend. Perhaps we'll meet again...in another life. 8 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 3 years ago
Microsoft: Edge is the fastest browser.
Also Microsoft: Yo homies, check out Chromium! He's the biggest baddest browser around!
Also Microsoft: Yo homies, check out Chromium! He's the biggest baddest browser around!
Free interview practice! 8 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 3 years ago
Oh, I thought you were asking about the large rock that was casually thrown aside
Maybe even start sending post on Sundays... - Vernon Dursley, probably 8 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 3 years ago
I'll have you know, tampering with the mail is a crime punishable by BANISHMENT!
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How to get laid 101 2 comments
Satan describes the love of god 3 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 3 years ago
Or maybe, you know. We just created God in our imagination so that our rulers can have a spiritual leash on their people, deifying themselves as a cut above others to easily manipulate them into doing their will while minimizing the risk of a revolt from the common populace, leading to a long unopposed rule for as long as they lived.
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Hemp is lit 8 comments
When someone smokes next to you and you are not a smoker 4 comments
xboxgorgo18
· 3 years ago
Get back at them by pointing the smoke of your gun barrel in their general direction
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Chilling at the pool 1 comments
pilgrims 5 comments
My badass grandpa used to train dogs in WWII 2 comments
*filthyfrankvoice* "who's ****ing hungry" 2 comments
Successful separate typical Pigeon 3 comments
New zealand do be chillin though 25 comments
Puzzles 3 comments
