Dog: *exists*
GOD: What is that? I didn't make that one?
Man: This is a dog.
GOD: Wait, you guys made that?
Man: Yeah, this thing used to be a wolf but then, I gave it a piece of meat and now it lets me touch it and it sleeps on the rug.
GOD: WTH! Wolves are so cool, you just made them lame!
Man: You know they kept on biting me, they were too bitey so we had to make them dumb.
GOD: What is that? I didn't make that one?
Man: This is a dog.
GOD: Wait, you guys made that?
Man: Yeah, this thing used to be a wolf but then, I gave it a piece of meat and now it lets me touch it and it sleeps on the rug.
GOD: WTH! Wolves are so cool, you just made them lame!
Man: You know they kept on biting me, they were too bitey so we had to make them dumb.