my tired and worn out brain somehow read that as "lets fuck". is that acceptable too..?

the last time i got something for reading a story was in kindergarden. you're not special for reading

ass*hole*

that makes three of us.

but they're still awesome

no i just dont really need anyone to vent to, im fine.

oh hell that is not right...

google translate is your friend

Please, tell me three things that i do that make me an attention whore in your mind.

Watashi wa o shiri de anata o fakku shitai

it doest resist nine types of cancer, it lowers the risk of getting it. you dont magically become immune to cancer after you drink coffee. and drinking energy drinks only gives you a heart attack when you od on the caffeine.
oh yeah sure very healthy, have fun with your yellow teeth and bad breath, mister health expert

may i ask how exactly this makes you sad..?

get epona. now.

theres different kinds of monster...you know that right? and it has more caffeine, which is the only reason most people drink it.

not if the country you come from is famous for skiing and chocolate pie. thats pretty damn stupid