Xvarnah

xvarnah

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Gotta diversify your portfolio 19 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
.... Healer, anyone?
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xvarnah · 6 years ago
And the sequel is Romeo and Juliet. Don't ask me what 1/2 is supposed to be
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Gender fluid party 27 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
Resistance is futile
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xvarnah · 6 years ago
Lion King is more or less Shakespeare
Nerves to your teeth 17 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
Yeesh :/ hope you get to a dentist ASAP
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Any tips on recipes for BBQ of domestic birds? 15 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
I don't think birds are mean necessarily, they just live differently and interact differently to a degree than mammals and a lot of people that own them don't necessary keep them in optimal conditions so they end up being bored, lonely, and restless, on top of being naturally inquisitive. In the wild most birds are constantly interacting with various members of their species, flitting about, and picking and pulling at things and grooming and just keeping busy in general.
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I remember seeing once what was more of less an insane asylum/refuge that had been opened to rescue birds (parrots usually) that had been so neglected by owners they had literally gone insane and lost the ability to interact normally (many were resorting to self harm as well)
Gotta diversify your portfolio 19 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
All we need is a tank and we can start messing shit up
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Cards against humanity 9 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
I'm mostly confused about HOW they came up with the card haha. It seems... oddly specific. It is indeed one of the more awkward ones o play around parents though haha
Gender fluid party 27 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
I know entirely what you meant celticrose, but I couldn't help but reading it like:
"We're having a baby!"
"What kind?"
"Little boy."
"A boy, eh? .... How much you want for it?"
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Fury nails 7 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
No the fuck they're not
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All my brown eyed friends, take a bow 14 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
On the plus side you can also see better in bright conditions. On the minus side, you supposedly can't hold your alcohol as well
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Cards against humanity 9 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
My mom was mostly horrified haha. Good god, I don't even want to contemplate playing a card like "Daniel Radcliff's delicious asshole" and have either of them come up with a story
Gotta diversify your portfolio 19 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
That's what I got, too
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I'm a master at it 5 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
Well urban dictionary claims "manu stupare" means "to defile with the hand," and now I'm curious why this term was exclusively used in reference to masturbating
Gender fluid party 27 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
I wonder what ever happened to:
"What are you having??"
"It's going to be a (girl/boy)!"
"Aw, congratulations!"
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Gender fluid party 27 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
"Dennis Dickey, 37, of Tucson, Arizona, has to pay more than $8 million in restitution, starting with a $100,000 initial payment and monthly payments thereafter, the Department of Justice said in a statement.
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Dickey pleaded guilty Friday to a misdemeanor violation of US Forest Service regulations for igniting the Sawmill Fire, the statement said. He agreed to a sentence of five years of probation and will make a public service announcement with the Forest Service about the cause of the blaze."
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https://www.google.ca/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/10/02/us/az-off-duty-border-patrol-agent-wildfire/index.html
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"i take this with me home, okay.. hooman?" 3 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
You can take that home if I can take you home you adorable floof
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Daily Dose of Cute October #9 4 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
My cats would have been on their sides with their legs straight out, staring at the wall and wondering why life insists on persecuting them so
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Weird advertisement 11 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
Oh there's no doubt this is Aimed at men, I've just yet to meet a guy who would genuinely find breasts sprouting out of a woman's shoulder blades appealing
Side note: @mrscollector your brothers clearly aren't familiar with "the mother" from dragon age
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Dog discrimination 34 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
I wouldn't even know how to properly size a dog for a muzzle to begin with
Weird advertisement 11 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
I could be wrong, but I don't think most guys want four breasted monstrosities like this. Feel free to correct me, males of funsub
You absolute spatula 5 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
I was absolutely united last night
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All my brown eyed friends, take a bow 14 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
Those don't really remind me of honey, but they're still beautiful. I always found brown eyes to look like amber or darker citrine gemstones. Or in the case of the first picture the shadows from the eyelashes and the color make me think of some trees close to sunset and the shadows they cast
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All my brown eyed friends, take a bow 14 comments
xvarnah · 6 years ago
Despite having been born with red hair, and still having red in my hair (especially visible in the sun), because it tends to look closer to brown indoors I've had people literally start arguments with me and try and inform me that my hair isn't and never was any degree of red o.O I'm not sure why it impacts them to such a degree but they're usually quite worked up about it
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