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Guardians of the Galaxy Vs. Suicide Squad 4 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
I literally just watched Suicide Squad (starring Will Smith, and Harley Quinn's tongue and ass) for the first time a couple weeks ago. Didn't have high expectations, but the lack of coherency in the plot combined with the fact that literally 80% of the characters had no reason to exist did take me a bit by surprise.
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Possibly unpopular opinion, but I didn't think Jared Leto's joker was completely awful, though, which I wasn't expecting. There was no reason for him to be in the movie, but it wasn't as bad as I've seen some people say
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Weird news from china 2 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
@frenchkiss this is your captcha verification.
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So I literally tagged them 3 minutes after they posted this. It's been nearly 24 hours since then, they've uploaded another post since then-- almost exactly 12 hours after the first one-- and still haven't responded to this.
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I don't think anyone really had doubts, but I'm pretty well convinced this is a bot
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It's sad but true 8 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
A woman who had plastic surgery so she could have a huge ass shaming women who didn't have plastic surgery while using a hook she didn't write to make a song about her having sex in the back of a car while she's high famous.
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It's not even a GOOD song. Like the lyrics are shit, the beat is meh, and, unless you're a teenage boy drooling over the album art, I genuinely never understood why people went nuts over it.
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The coats of arms of Scandinavia 6 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
It's likely stuck around for so long because the Scottish are rued as very huge lovers of mythology and tradition and such. And giving the middle finger to countries they don't get on with.
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The gold chain around the unicorn seems to be a bit of a mystery, however-- the only agreed upon sentiment was that it was probably added to show Scotland's power for taming such an indomitable beast. Apparently prior to this only virgin maidens had any hope of taming a unicorn.
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Canada apparently doesn't have as many worries (maybe we have a surplus of virgin women), because for our coat of arms we have the chain broken, which is apparently meant to symbolize freedom and defiance against oppression
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The coats of arms of Scandinavia 6 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
So this got me curious and now I'm actually learning things.
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According to various websites (someone can correct me if this is wrong), for a long time people believed unicorns to be a very real, very powerful thing. They were considered strong enough to take on and defeat an elephant, and also symbolized purity, innocence, joy, balance, healing, strength, nobility, etc.
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The other thing it had going for it was it was apparently often pitted against the lion in the great debate of what the most powerful creature alive was (presumably none of the people in charge had ever seen a grizzly bear or a blue whale). So the lion and the unicorn became known as natural enemies.
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The lion was also the symbol of England. Scotland and England did not get along particularly well, so what better symbol for Scotland than Britain's symbol's natural enemy-- the unicorn.
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The coats of arms of Scandinavia 6 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Lions are awfully popular on coats of arms considering they had nothing to do with most of the countries that use them.
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Then again, Canada and the UK also have a unicorn, so
Seems like an efficient method 4 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Well this is a chain lock, which typically aren't designed to be open from both sides of the door. Presumably it's on the inside (unless people are being locked IN that apartment, which is much more worrisome), so unless someone else is in the apartment already, or they snuck out the window, it would never be locked.
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If they didn't sneak out the window, chances are they'd hear your drunk ass calling, and if they DID sneak out, there wouldn't be much way for you to get in shy of breaking the door, regardless of your current sobriety level
The value of the work you do 31 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Well I was close-ish. Thanks for the clarification
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10 commandments of Logic 10 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Well I had honestly forgotten all about this, but thanks for taking the time to answer
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Love this song 2 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Well that gives a whole new meaning to:
"I get my lovin' on the run"
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Fresher than your neighbors kids 1 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
They live in Bel-Air
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The value of the work you do 31 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Alright, but I'll have you know I'm considering you a paramedic until told otherwise. You have been warned
I FOUND THIS IN 2016 AND IDK WHERE ITS FROM BUT YHEH HAVE THIS 18 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
I'm really impressed because if I tried this I'd have poked myself in the eye at least once
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*Laughs in money* 6 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Guess this is motivation to delete my account if I ever leave
*Laughs in money* 6 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
I think they're trying to keep a tally to back the theory that a bunch of dead accounts are being used to generate bot posts in the community
That escalated quickly 4 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
I'm so disappointed now haha
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Would prefer chocolate over plain 14 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
He's not a bad looking chap
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Let's freak her out 10 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
My guess would be someone who posts to imgur a lot and is female
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Eraligape xuldour sounys 8 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
That's actually one of the less disturbing works from the necronomicon series
I felt it too 5 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
I was mad at the entire post until I read the second comment in it
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Bye bye 11 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
Oh, and there we were all in one place
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again
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The value of the work you do 31 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
@matthewg maybe I'm wrong, but arent you a paramedic as well? Or maybe I'm confusing you with someone else. Either way, you've been summoned now. Care to weigh in?
That's what friends are for 26 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
No one expects the goolies inquisition
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title 6 comments
xvarnah · 5 years ago
The girl in the back has a different strategy
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