You also fail to take into account that most women are in hospitals when they give birth, so if they DO go into shock from the pain alone, doctors are there to help prevent and treat the issue. Men get kicked or thwacked in the balls at almost any given moment. Most don't die, and most are nowhere near a hospital and can't receive treatment.
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The simple fact is we can't compare statistics of shock-induced death because there is not enough correlating data on either side

Just to be clear, you understand that shock is caused by a lack of blood flow, correct? And that women who give birth die of shock all the time? Less now to the thanks of modern medicine, but it still happens. They literally die from the same thing, except in one of your scenarios you're claiming being submerged in ice water is more painful than having your vagina pretty much exploded and joined to your asshole, or various other internal hemorrhaging, to the point you bleed to death. '
And let's not even start on the women who have pelvis' too small, babies too big, and not a c-section in sight. This is still a very real issue that occurs mostly in undeveloped countries. Labour WILL kill these women.

It's not a full moon!

Well Male spiders tend not to last as long anyway

I've read this comment a couple of times and am not sure which side you're taking with it other than you possibly feel strongly about arm pit hair

That's literally exactly what I said you just worded it more positively <.<
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Clearly cycy has been spending a good deal of time trying to find dirt on funsubstance. They didn't just happen upon them on godaddy by accident.
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So they demanded answers from Zeus, threw a fit, deleted their account, and then scoured the internet for anything they could find to stir the pot, and then speedled back over here to create a new account they intended to delete, posting their finding without any actual verification on what's going on, all without any intention of sticking around to answer any questions people may have for them.
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And you're telling me they won't do this exact same thing again the next Time the mood takes them?

I still have the pull-down ads, if that's what you're talking about

Holy fuck there's too many replies for me to read. So just responding to original comment. I didn't really care (and still don't particularly) who runs the website. If it's garbage, it's garbage, if it's not, it's not. It's nice to have an explanation for the pop-up ads, and seeing them be dealt with is great. I didn't come here to have a buddy-buddy relationship with a website owner. The pop-up ads were annoying as fuck, and had they stayed I probably wouldn't have. Now the bots are the annoying thing, and they're what I want to see dealt with. Idc if they're eliminated entirely but at least tone it down a notch or twelve and monitor wtf they're posting so we don't end up with content that hasn't been relevant since 2014 and unfinished titles that say just enough to give you no real clue what's going on-- or no title at all

So cycy didn't actually leave, they just wanted to be dramatic and will come back on new accounts as they see fit..?

Tbh I wish more guests had actual opinions and not just junk trolling

It also looks painful as balls, but maybe she's a masochist

That's three words, grim

Damn. I'm fresh out