I see we've finally gotten past the america-hating bot posts and are now working through the anti-christian ones. These bots are like having a teenager, going through "rebellious phases" trying to find the one that makes them seem the most edgy

And it's working!

Which might imply that many Buddhists are transgender in their next life. I say this because most ants are female, and also because it's 2am and I'm sleep-deprived and on the internet

Reasons she cried on her period:
-hormones
-hormones
-she saw a duck walking alone
-hormones
-hormones

I wouldn't mind a garfield plush like that though

The amount of sugar is a bit alarming, though not in comparison to other products. At any rate, what in hell did she expect it to look like?

@mialinay you gonna let these guys hog all the German puns?

Let's test.
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"Had unprotected sex. Might have a baby and an STD. But, shit, it was 99 cents!"

I don't know what the fuss is all about
Just take it slow.
It's not like you can't live without her
Forever's not so long, stop moping
She's got a daughter, and you're just not coping

We're reaching levels or forgetfulness that shouldn't even be possible

@zont

Mountains, waterfalls, tundra, ocean, lakes, prairie, plains, island, ponds, rivers, glaciers, icebergs, valleys, streams...

I mean, he might be bald by choice, but alright

If it doesn't work like that then guys have no reason to complain about being lied to I guess?