You had a golden opportunity to use ducking here and you ducked it up.

Is she an extremely miserable person? Idk anything about her but every single picture I've seen of her she either looks drugged out of her mind, or like the world is so far beneath her and she's so done with life, the universe, and everything

Used to work in a store that sold card. Valentine's day and mothers day were the two days when all bets were off. The greeting card aisle was always in absolute carnage by the end of the day. Like post apocalyptic levels of carnage. And the section was irrelevant. Idk what people were doing in the sister section on father's day, but they were there

I'd give this product 6 months before some entitled person gives themselves an infection of some kind and sues

I mean, sometimes jokes are just jokes, regardless of whether they're sexual in nature. Depends a lot on context. Used to have a good relationship with a coworker. Was older than me, been there much longer, definitely had seniority. Often would make inappropriate comments but we always kidded around and it actually made for a better working relationship.
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Same job had a female in management (same deal - worked there much longer, had seniority) and during some sort of impromptu meeting with a couple of guys who were new-ish, she made some joke about telling them to take all their clothes off. I don't remember the joke at all beyond that at this point. But it landed excruciatingly awkwardly. The guys were clearly uncomfortable. The same coworker could tell it hadn't come off right, so she made a joke about reporting her to HR. She was the person in charge of HR.
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Needless to say that didn't land any better than the original joke, but everyone just kind of silently agreed to move on

I'm pretty sure child labour is illegal. They should definitely have shorter hours at any rate

I'm in this calender

I will gladly accept almost any memes authentic users want to post

A lot of my underwear has the same reaction to dishtowels for some reason. Definitely spices up washing the dishes

"Adequate pity" o.o

Look ma, no hands

Had an interesting experience the other day. Had to go through a covid testing facility thing with someone. They don't have covid, but they need to go see a doctor for an unrelated issue, therefore they must be tested.
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The nurses and testing people were all wearing thin blue masks - the kind you see in doctor's offices. The kind they've been giving out to people for a few weeks now. That, and some protective piece of tissue paper shaped like a giant shirt. A few of them had full face shields, but by and large they did not.
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None of the people they tested were wearing masks. Not one. And these testers would stand less than 3 inches away from these people for extended periods of time

Baby, come hurt me