I would hate being trapped there with those unintelligent cretins

Or were they?

Kid decides it would be funny to hide under parents bed, gets stuck during sexy time

Katzengarten?

Also my birthday so there's that

But what about companiONs? They go ON-and-ON?

It's probably ill-eagle

This is obviously fake, no phone can last 6 hours of playing Pokemon go lol

Take a closer look at that croissant ahhhh

I love the idea, but I'm concerned about sanitation

So there was this old country song where this guy requested a dinosaur steak for his last meal, which resulted in him living because they couldn't get him one