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yoda

Species: Unknown (how do I not know?) probably human
Gender: Female
Hair: White-blonde
Eyes: Blue
Affiliation: The Jedi, Asgard, The Fellowship, Hogwarts

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So dainty 14 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

I've shot from my horse before. Just to try it.

Star wars facts 5 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

I have a first name? Even I didn't know that one.

The great debate(s) 30 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Oh my god guys just shut up. It's totally caramel.

Forever and ever and ever 41 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Just me in there with ma homeboy.

hmm.. 14 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

All of them. There is only one true queen.

Gaaaaaaay 15 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

SH: Gay.
MH: Sorry, what?
SH: Nothing. Um, hey.

This will be me in a job interview 16 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

No, it's not.

This will be me in a job interview 16 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Maybe you guys are right. Maybe I shouldn't wear them as hats. I could just tie their faces to balloons and re-enact llamas with hats instead.

This will be me in a job interview 16 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

This will not be me at an interview because that is the quadratic formula and if I ever have to use it for my job I will kill everyone who works there and where their faces as hats.

Fire drinkage 4 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

oh ho ho ho, oh no. This is a firewhiskey.

Very British content 47 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

I think that is like part secondary school and part college, so yeah.

Very British content 47 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Except there is college here too... just before university.

Your Star Wars Name 175 comments

yoda · 10 years ago

Humjo Julon... but I am Yoda.