Yoda

yoda


Species: Unknown (how do I not know?) probably human
Gender: Female
Hair: White-blonde
Eyes: Blue
Affiliation: The Jedi, Asgard, The Fellowship, Hogwarts

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Dat booty 14 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
That sounded so British.
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A minute it took me 18 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
NOOO! I look terrible in these pictures. Ugh, my hair.
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Who doesn't? 19 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
It was more than 10... But I love him so much anyway.
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Me in the hunger games 12 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
If you stepped off the plate too early then you wouldn't be able to do any of those other things.
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I'm altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further 13 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa... What's this about me being a part of some deal?
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Hipsters that think they're nerds 25 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
This post actually made me restart my Skyward Sword game that I never finished. I'm playing it right now.
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Hipsters that think they're nerds 25 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
The Zelda one is just... No. That's enough.
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The Most Popular Drunk Foods Around The World... 21 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Why was this downvoted? It's completely true.
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Gary Rights 6 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
When Satan is more tolerant to snails than most people I know...
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Being a bad member 55 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Right. That is 100% totally and completely what I meant. Thank you Readmorebooks. And great username BTW.
Never understood this 10 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Welcome to Britain. Where panties are called knickers or pants and no on has any clue what we are trying to say unless you have lived here your whole life.
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Being a bad member 55 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Uhhh, last time I checked.
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That's not okay, Chad 6 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
He also hasn't done any homework since kindergarten.
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Being a bad member 55 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I'm a girl and I can play all of them. What does that mean for me?
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That... Is actually good 15 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
This is a grammatical train-wreck.
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Friend was telling me about an over the top girl she knows. 11 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I would step on the back of it and trip her up.
30 introvert problems 48 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Number 10 really gets on my nerves sometimes.
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tis an easy matter. we exterminate the one called "bat man" 2 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Doth thou wish to know how'th I received these scars?
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DAFAQ •_• 13 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Yes but he was a very loyal pet to Hagrid.
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DAFAQ •_• 13 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
One word... Acromantula.
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how to piss off two fandoms in one move 35 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
One million years dungeon. NO TRIAL!
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Do you remember these 41 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I still get those all the time and I'm 19 years old.
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Do you remember these 41 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Woah woah woah, hold the fuck up... Pez and candy necklaces are things that never have been and never will be not a thing.
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I just love Snape more and more 6 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
It makes a sleeping potion that is so powerful that it is referred to as "The Draught of Living Death", just in case anyone was wondering.
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The great debate(s) 30 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
And I'm JAVERT.
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