Yoda

yoda

Species: Unknown (how do I not know?) probably human
Gender: Female
Hair: White-blonde
Eyes: Blue
Affiliation: The Jedi, Asgard, The Fellowship, Hogwarts

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Shopping with kids is a weird experience 11 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
I would constantly do this to my boyfriend... If I had one!
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Who could it be? 13 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
But I thought it was Wonder Woman.
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Add "in my ass" 227 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Knights of cydonia in my ass.
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I guarantee you're gonna try it 4 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
I'm British so I obviously have a British accent and I can say that every American I have ever met have no clue how to do a true British accent.
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Fat heroes 43 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Hey, take pride in this I do. Offended YOU should be.
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He turned the tables 9 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
You mean 'Fish'.
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poor kitty *laugh* 8 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
A wonderful book but I have to say I prefer An Abundance of Katherines.
Ever wonder why it's called eggplant? 9 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
It's actually derived from the french word but yes, I am British.
Ever wonder why it's called eggplant? 9 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
No I haven't wondered that because I believe it is called an 'aubergine' not an 'egg plant'.
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A plateful of motivation 3 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Am I the only one who read this like "a kingdom of isolation" ?
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Lost 5 cents 5 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Oh no!! Not mum's ham!
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Be Yourself 3 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
"The most important is to be yourself"
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Must be monday 9 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Makes perfect sense to me.
Its good to be Russian today 12 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Yeah. The guy has gold instead of white on his uniform.
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Jack Sparrow approves 9 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
I believe there should be a 'captain' somewhere in that title.
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The wise & powerful Yoda 6 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
*Looks at title* Why thank you, but I think you forgot FABULOUS!!
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I love the queen 5 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Unless it had chips. Then it's a cookie.
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Crayons 6 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Mexico is in America though. It should be called the USA crayon or something along those lines.
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Me in P.E. 12 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
At least the elephant can get it over its head in one go. I always get it stuck on my pony-tail.
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Is African a religion. 86 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
I am liking your comment just because of the bracketed bit.
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Is African a religion. 86 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Black is technically a tone... Just like white and all shades of grey.
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Is African a religion. 86 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Not a colour. You could try indigo though.
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Carved in a forest 18 comments
yoda · 9 years ago
Don't even bring that film up. It will ALWAYS be too soon.
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All of Tumblr is one wheel 25 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
I actually tried to scroll past this.
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Uk laws at their best 12 comments
yoda · 10 years ago
Actually it's not the Houses of Parliament. Just the House of Lords.
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