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Luke... I am your mother

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Trying to coook food 17 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
*sigh* fine I'll have the macaroni and cheese ready in 10 minutes
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Spot the tourist 18 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
-.- do not use my name in vain
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Trying to coook food 17 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
COOK YOUR OWN FOOD YOURE 27 YEARS OLD
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Now that's what I call an accomplishment 10 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
I like kids and I made a couple(million)
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Can you imagine if this were true? 31 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
I love vodka
It's true
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what's your formula? 20 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Child = Mother + Father
Sorry to break it to you like this kids, but you're actually not delivered by storks
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Lol. They will never find me 7 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Wa- where'd he go?!
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Condoms be like 2 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
KEEp the BABiEs iN!!1!1
True story 11 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
.. I don't know how deep you think you're in but I don't feel anything
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I'd never let it go 5 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Amen.
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Steal his look 10 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Obviously
He wears clothes in layers
Like an onion
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Live painting shows a woman from birth to old age 15 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
For some odd reason this made me feel a little emotional
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What are social networks doing to this family? 6 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
I didn't know I had an audience
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Kitty tumblr 5 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
YOURE WELCOME YOU UNAPPRECIATIVE PRICK
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Fish thinks it can't breathe underwater 9 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
-whispers- three more days...
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Brushy brushy 64 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Rock a bye baby
On the tree top
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She would know 14 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
It truly is :)
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To the boy in outer space 7 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
I agree with sad truth
And I'm a mother... YOUR mother
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The baby was due long ago 16 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Oops
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Vegetarian meal 6 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Well I'm not making two meals just because of one person
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A day in the arctic summer when the sun doesn't set 12 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
12pm good afternoon
12am good afternoon
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When my parents complain about me 6 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
.. Your brother makes me mad
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When my parents complain about me 6 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
I could've had an abortion
Do you know how lucky you are?
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Be proud 5 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
Took what I was going to say right out of my mouth
I guess you are my child
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Dr. Seuss explains pregnancy 3 comments
yourmother · 9 years ago
This is 100% accurate
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