That's why I get my stuff home and half of it is broken in the box.

I was very surprised when I visited back East (Maryland) and we bought some grapes, and they tasted like purple!

On the other hand I need to restart my windows machine every other day (or it does it by itself in the middle of the night, sometimes not saving my stuff) while my Mac runs for weeks without needing a re-start. I'm fairly neutral though, I have two of both. I find myself playing more on the Windows machines and working more on the Macs.

Alan Rickman & Patrick Stewart, arguably Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson, Joe from family guy), I assume we're sticking to their natural voices or Seth MacFarlane would have to be on the list.

He mostly plays himself. Fortunately there are some good rolls for intelligent, smart-ass, egoists these days.

The annoying part is that they (being CompuServe) chose Graphics Interchange Format so they could pronounce GIF as "jif" specifically so they could use the line "Choosy programmers choose GIF", ripping off the popular Jif tagline (back in 1987). It has always been a marketing ploy, it's not about the correct pronunciation of the acronym. Knowing that, I will only allow people around me to pronounce it "jif" if they also pronounce graphics as "jraphics" and I WILL correct them. Every. Single. Time. they pronounce it wrong.

Technically this is absolutely correct. It would be VERY hard to become, and remain, a single mom as a teenage boy.

They couldn't even make Iron Man as good as a suit of armor from the 1800's? Oh you 70's futurists and your silly drugs.

I think we had the same dad.

The answer is: There is a 50% chance you will get the correct answer by picking A or D randomly.
No. I changed my mind. This isn't correct. Look above at my reply to navybrats3.

in a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a galaxy cluster, in a universe, in a multiverse.

+1

And the reply is "I wish I'd wished that, with a billion dollars tax free"

I once had a conversation that went something like this:
Work Friend (a guy): Being gay is a choice. I had a friend in school who was straight until he met this guy in drama and suddenly he decided he was gay.
Me: Interesting. Change of subject. Do you consider yourself a leg man? A breast man? Or do you like nice butts? Personally I like breasts.
Friend: Breasts are ok, but I'm a leg man. Tina Turner started it. Those legs are amazing!
Me: Why legs over breasts? actually I would have thought you were a butt man, your girlfriend has a nice butt.
Friend: Yeah, but when I see her legs in her daisy-duke shorts... I never get up to her butt. Legs just do something for me.
Me: I see. You didn't 'choose' to be a leg man, you just are, but you still think being gay is a choice. Why not try to find skinny legged woman as attractive as curvy ones? Lets see how easy a choice that simple thing is. When you find Keira Knightly's legs more attractive than Tina Turner's let me know.

I'm calling shenanigans on this one. But, saying it was real, and ignoring all the obvious questions here, I'm going to go with the egg already being hard boiled. If she was masturbating with it and it wasn't hard boiled it almost certainly would have cracked. Also, it is not possible to cook an egg at human body temperature.

I like it. Well done.

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