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Only a few color photos survive of the Statue of Liberty before her copper oxidized 1 comments

zippytheroach · 6 years ago

I suspect this is just a photoshop though. The gold torch seen here was added in 1986, the original stained glass torch is on display down inside the base. https://www.nps.gov/stli/faqs.htm

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We are all monsters 28 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

A movie called Look Who's Back. It's on Netflix.

Wouldn't have noticed 16 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

I think it's that Trump's supporters are mostly middle aged Whites. Have you seen the rallies? Finding a minority is like playing Where's Waldo.

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Dammit dogmeat! 6 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Survival mode maybe? It's brutal.

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Any honest pharmacists here? 14 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

No, see, there's this thing called a phone. When you can't read the script, you call the doctor who wrote it.

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Ladies, do you like booty? Because if yes I will start to do squats right now! 47 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

I have a theory that sending booty pics to girls would be far more effective then dick pic s. Thoughts?

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Sandwiches force LGBT to suicide 16 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Duuude.

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Sandwiches force LGBT to suicide 16 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Let's see what a LGBTQIA sandwich is.

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he was trying to finish the joke before his phone died 3 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Cole's law states that no one ever eats that side of coleslaw that comes with a meal.

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Now I can go somewhere 2 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

I don't know who bought these stock photos so they don't have the watermark anymore, but bless them.

Smart Stick Digital Thermometer for Android and iPhone/iPad 12 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Worst. Meme. Ever. \sarcasm

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What women really want 9 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

What was the original picture? It's hilarious.

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Can agree as an adult 15 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Have you hit the point where you actually want clothes for Christmas yet? That's a big hit when you realize it.

I guess you're gay 15 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

No, they don't. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law

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It's Actually Pretty Simple 10 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Dual PS/2 ports, dual serial ports, a parallel port and even a joystick/MIDI port! Smokin...

Saddest moment ever 11 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

So where was this guy for the last two weeks? Vacation?

Rex Kwon Do 4 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Amazon is actually selling starter packs now.

Amy schumer 20 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Wait, what happens if she steals the muffin joke? Do the muffins still win?

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Perfect shirt for grammar lovers 6 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Except the Y in you should be capitalized and there should be a period after "You're".
I'll see myself out.

I get to go to Harry Potter November 2nd!!! Please excuse my nerdiness. 33 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Yes, definitely the cloak. I'm surprised how many people want the bag and the tent, though. Hide from death itself, or carry around your two friend's luggage?

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RIP 5 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

This was clearly Bunnicula.

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Nailed it 8 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Why so serious?

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Painting with bob ross 8 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Does he realize how much that class is costing him right now?

How dare that cell phone 7 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

Deport all the cell phones!

Iron Man vs Magneto 18 comments

zippytheroach · 7 years ago

I'm sure Jarvis is on solid state memory.

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