ZippyTheRoach

zippytheroach


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Recursive baggage 3 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
You should look into those bags that are meant to be reused. They've got real handles, you don't have to double bag them, and you can get like a dozen things in them. If I do my grocery trip with the reusables, I need four bags tops. With the disposables, it works out to like twenty of the fuckers. And then they breed in the closet when I'm not looking.
Unless im ordering food 4 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
You did the math, but didn't see the number.
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One of the hardest choices in your life 1 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Wait, where are the other two?
Debt is weird 20 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Can I buy my debt and forgive it?
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Makes perfect sense 4 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Which of the gods do you believe in?
Here are some games with great stories 12 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
*squints at Bioshock Infinite* Well, now this whole list is suspect.
There’s no going back now 8 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Put it up against a window
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Mulan 5 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
The actress who plays Milan spoke against freedom for Hong Kong, so fuck that movie
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Any Stargate fans? 4 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
This is an illustration of the joke Teal'c told, isn't it?
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I’m already listening to Christmas music 5 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
Clarification: I hate hearing the same ten Christmas songs for two months.
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Saturday Morning with/without kids 12 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
The right column is on track though, can verify.
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Stop with the snow stuff 7 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
I'd like to see a movie where everyone isn't chasing a relationship the whole time.
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Lawn mowing special forces 4 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
I'm pretty sure that guy is taking into a Nintendo switch.
It's true 6 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
I'm trying to decide if it's photoshopped.
Big boi 3 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
Guinea big
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Just met this PokéMon master yesterday in my home town 4 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
No, but he can probably sell the accounts after leveling them up and catching rare Pokemon.
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Sounds about right 16 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
Why did it change from percentages at the end? 1 in 4 is 25%. It would be easier to compare all the numbers if they used the same format.
After reading this I think I will order a pineapple pizza 7 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
Hey, stop being mean to Boris.
It is not your burden yet, sweet child 11 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
The lunch staff salary comes out of tax already.
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You did a good job, probably 4 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
I'd double check the modem thing, Verizon let's me use my own modem for free or pay $12 a month to rent one.
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It's very manly 10 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
I think it's got wares if you've got coin.
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There's a 50% chance I need to apologize to Finland 7 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
Except this meme is intentionally missusing the way percentages work. The fins census would just be of Finland, so even if their census had a 1% margin of error you'd only be missing 1% of fins, not the whole damn country. It's just meant to be funny.
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Shopping. 3 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
Rico, options?
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What is other 9 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
Poland has a lot of coal mines. Cutting coal production would be political suicide over there.
Made me giggle 19 comments
zippytheroach · 5 years ago
These are the quality comments I come here for.