ZippyTheRoach

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Murder Hornets, you say? 12 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Until you get stung by a flaming murder hornet.
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FACT 6 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Flat earthers think this too.
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Nice one, Australia 16 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Those bastards have two extra months
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Hail the green Lorde 8 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
At least one of those has porn taped over it
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Sometimes Stargate memes come out of the blue 3 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
This is fantastic, but the left aligned text is making my eye twitch.
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Version Comparison on All page. 6 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Oh, and the site header doesn't go away when you scroll down. That's eating a lot of screen space too.
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Version Comparison on All page. 6 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
It's okay, but two things bug me.
First, they hid everything in a menu on mobile. What was one tap is now two. Thanks?
Second, the posts feal crowded out now. I'm not sure why, but I think it's extra padding in the title box plus the funsubstance tag on the bottom of every meme. You don't need to show the tag guys, we're already here!
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Sounds good to me 6 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Do you want vampires? Because that's how you get vampires.
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Legit facts 14 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Trade the kids for the booty, imo.
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Got 'em again 7 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
.jpg compression hit this one over the head.
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Master sculpting .Note the details 6 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Hold my beer while I duct tape a banana to the wall
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He's right though 7 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
r\whoosh
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Those who study history .. 55 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Shit, I was just gonna vote for Bernie, but you do you.
What will it be? 20 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Word. Cooking isn't hard, the damn measuring system is.
Even Klingon need to eat. Star Wars set, circa 1961 3 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
You're just trying to rustle jimmies with that title, aren't you?
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And you wake up 14 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Because we somehow have kids and got to sue the surgeon that was supposed to keep that from happening?
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Go ahead and try 21 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
What? Why? Do you routinely cram as many donut holes as possible up your vagina?
Thats why we have diabetes 4 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
The two litter bottle is the game of the year edition, the water is the base game.
Sometimes we do have fun... 2 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Oh good, snake doodles are back!
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The evolution of garbage 2 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Windows 7 didn't make the list? I mean, I see why 8 is missing, but 7?
You ain't seen shit 10 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
2019 Two: Electric Boogaloo
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Somebody's got a case of the Monday's 5 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Busses in Ireland are every few minutes. First time I missed a bus I was sure I had just missed dinner and would be standing around for an hour, then another one just rolled up. Plenty of seats too, not like the standing room only bullshit of New York
Did you share your pencils? 7 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Yeah, I imagine the people who didn't have a pen in class are the people who merge in the last ten feet.
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Messroom 38 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
Limewire
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Recursive baggage 3 comments
zippytheroach · 4 years ago
You should look into those bags that are meant to be reused. They've got real handles, you don't have to double bag them, and you can get like a dozen things in them. If I do my grocery trip with the reusables, I need four bags tops. With the disposables, it works out to like twenty of the fuckers. And then they breed in the closet when I'm not looking.