I’ll let you merge, but that nothing like my pens and pencils, bud. Those can be lost or stolen a spot on a highway means nothing to me I didn’t pay 20$ for a pack of highway spots nope but my goddamn rainbow metallics and pastels are fucking mine Bobby
I still remember this kid who I kind of liked in highschool.
The teacher had us every first 5 minutes of the class write down 3 math problems and solve them. And I mean they were like damn easy almost like what is 2+ 2.
So this kid is being told by the teacher to write it one day because he NEVER DOES or he gets ISS (In School Suspension).
I being my kind self and didn't want him to get it see he not only doesn't have a single pencil but doesn't even have paper.
Which was his excuse for why he wasn't doing it. So I hand him some paper and a pencil.
THIS BITCH TAKES IT AND THROWS IT IN THE TRASH!!
I was like AW HELL NO!!
So I said under my breath YOU GET THAT OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH OR YOU ARE GOING IN IT NEXT!
He looked at me like WTF!!
Yeah I never was a person to cuss or show anger when at school so I pretty much put the fear of God in his ass.
He got the paper out and did the assignment. After that I never talked to him again.
Long story short
If I let you merge out of the kindness of my heart and you act like a dick about it I will ram my car so far up your tail pipe you will wake up from a coma in 2030 and scream because you think I am still beating your ass with your own blinker.
It was your responsibility to be ready for class, just like it's your responsibility to find or wait for a chance to merge. Traffic at speed has right of way, and disruption of that speed is a large part of why traffic jams happen. One person tapping their brakes for a second will slinky back the road until there's miles of people stuck bumper to bumper. The world doesn't center on you.
Can't has my pencil, but I would lend out my pen. If I wasn't sleeping I was probably drawing, gotta has my pencil for my drawrings. My name is Simon... I like to do drawrings... >_> Very old SNL joke for you younglings.
The teacher had us every first 5 minutes of the class write down 3 math problems and solve them. And I mean they were like damn easy almost like what is 2+ 2.
So this kid is being told by the teacher to write it one day because he NEVER DOES or he gets ISS (In School Suspension).
I being my kind self and didn't want him to get it see he not only doesn't have a single pencil but doesn't even have paper.
Which was his excuse for why he wasn't doing it. So I hand him some paper and a pencil.
THIS BITCH TAKES IT AND THROWS IT IN THE TRASH!!
I was like AW HELL NO!!
So I said under my breath YOU GET THAT OUT OF THE FUCKING TRASH OR YOU ARE GOING IN IT NEXT!
He looked at me like WTF!!
Yeah I never was a person to cuss or show anger when at school so I pretty much put the fear of God in his ass.
He got the paper out and did the assignment. After that I never talked to him again.
If I let you merge out of the kindness of my heart and you act like a dick about it I will ram my car so far up your tail pipe you will wake up from a coma in 2030 and scream because you think I am still beating your ass with your own blinker.