ZONT

zont


They/Them.
CHAOTIC FURRY, EVILDOER

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When you still see Christmas candy available...and its half off! 7 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Wait, most Americans don't like fruitcake!?
Absolute heathens.
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Anyway, np.
When you still see Christmas candy available...and its half off! 7 comments
zont · 5 years ago
England, may I ask why?
Thanks bruce 5 comments
zont · 5 years ago
I got my spark back, Bruce. I have hope once again :D
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How to talk to tall people 8 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Hah, yeah. All of my cousins on my mom's side are like, 5 foot. They're all buff as hell to compensate for it, it's hilarious.
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How to talk to tall people 8 comments
zont · 5 years ago
I love it when really short people stand on the tip of their toes to try and intimidate me. It's cute.
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Ewww no 11 comments
zont · 5 years ago
I am, yes.
Wake up 11 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Hah, yeah. Our relationship is.. kinda messy. She likes threats, and mocks me a lot. She's gaslight me in the past and I stopped feeling anything towards her. The situation all around sucks tbh.
Ewww no 11 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Hmmm, 14 year old me.
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A religious cishet kiddo.
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A bisexual furry weeb atheist who's questioning their gender. Hmmmm...
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How to talk to tall people 8 comments
zont · 5 years ago
If there's one thing I'll never stop laughing at, it's the overcompensation that short people make.
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I had a psychologist tell me he was jealous of my height the once. He was like, 5 foot and it was fucking hilarious that he brought up something so unrelated to the topic we were dicussing.
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Mens (well mostly all of us) when buying new shirt 5 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Red and black for me usually.
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If I looked like a girl, however, i'd totally go for white and maybe blue.
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Haha, but that's stupid to think i'd ever resemble a girl,,,
Does it point to an unhealthy obsession with race and nationality? 7 comments
zont · 5 years ago
I've heard it a little in England, usually with the prefix Anglo- , such as Anglo-American, or Anglo-Indian.
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Not very often though, and pretty much only when talking with family.
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Step it up 2 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Ah, it appears my serial downvoter has found me again.
Nice to see you again, fuckass. Glad to see you're still as humourless as always.
Friday mood 13 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Honestly, the only name I actually like is Lydia. It's what my friends call me, and it feels more personal than Zont.
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Friday mood 13 comments
zont · 5 years ago
My birthname is stupid anyway. I'd rather use a different name and be a slightly less sad alcoholic.
Still a rumour tho. But I'm all in 13 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Ah, well I haven't seen the Saw series, and seeing people's heads blown off or stabbed through with a pencil is a little gory imo.
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Step it up 2 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Get yourself a girl that can do both ;D
When you still see Christmas candy available...and its half off! 7 comments
zont · 5 years ago
I bought so much fruitcake because it was half price. 2.4kg of it, in fact.
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Still a rumour tho. But I'm all in 13 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Damn, I just watched the other two.
That definitely scratched the morbid itch i've had.
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Holy fuck, that was probably the goriest thing I've ever watched, and I browsed some very morbid subreddits (including some that have long since been banned).
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Modern life 32 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Ok boomer who downvoted me
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Hail satan! 5 comments
zont · 5 years ago
Honestly, heaven sounds boring AF. Who'd want virgins? They're inexperienced.
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As it turns out, Its really fun to draw animal people. Project #: 1 animal: rabbit 6 comments
zont · 5 years ago
I really like your style. It's casual (by that, I mean it looks free, and not rigid), yet very neat. Good job!
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I got demons within me 4 comments
zont · 5 years ago
...yes please...
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Hope that's ketchup 5 comments
zont · 5 years ago
...damn, I should probably get a new chair. My current one's older than me, and it's making some weird noises...
Wake up 11 comments
zont · 5 years ago
I was in college, but I had to drop out due to my poorly managed mental health.
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Now, I'm a part time carer for my mom, but I'm realllyyy bad at it because she's asleep when I'm awake and vice-versa.
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I wouldn't be suprised if I got fired because i'm so bad at it haha.