Mens (well mostly all of us) when buying new shirt

Me but with navy blue or gray.

Red and black for me usually.
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If I looked like a girl, however, i'd totally go for white and maybe blue.
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Haha, but that's stupid to think i'd ever resemble a girl,,,

We are but simple creatures.

My mom: look at this pink shirt!
Me: *no response*
My mom: honey?
Me: *turns around with gray shirt* it isn’t way at it looks like mom I’m not depressed I swear